Terpinolene

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Budtender Moment: Poon Tang Strain Review

“Some joys don’t whisper. They strut in fruity, loud, and unbothered. That’s the kind you deserve.”

-This Puzzled Life

Light the charcoal and clear the air. We’re summoning joy, not negotiating with nonsense. Pride is in the room, the smoke is rising like a prayer for joy we forgot we deserved, and Poon Tang is already sashaying in like a loud, fruity cousin wearing rainbow glitter and carrying possibly‑infused fruit salad. This isn’t a strain you “try.” This is a strain you announce, the same way you’d step onto a Pride float wearing citrus perfume and generational healing.

Poon Tang aka Poon Tang Pie is a three‑way hybrid pulling the best from each parent Tropicana, Grape Pie, and Papaya. Tropicana is a cross between Tangie × Girl Scout Cookies. Grape Pie is a cross between Cherry Pie × Grape Stomper. And Papaya is a cross between Citral #13 × Ice #2. That’s why it hits fruity, tropical, creamy, and loud enough to make a rainbow blush. Let’s be honest, some strains are straight. This one? Absolutely not.

Poon Tang Pie is a Pride Month strain through and through. It’s fruity in the best possible way. It’s uplifting without knocking you out. It’s perfect for marching, mingling, flirting, dancing, or wandering around trying to remember where your water bottle went. And it’s warm, social, and connective. It’s the kind of high that makes you hug your friends and tell them you’re proud of them. It tastes like joy, resistance, sweetness, and showing up fully expressed. No shrinking. No dimming. No “maybe I should tone it down.” Just loud, fruity, unapologetic Pride.

Top terpenes in this strain are Limonene, Myrcene, Caryophyllene, Terpinolene, and  Ocimene. Patients report relief from stress, mood elevation, appetite support, and mild body relaxation It’s not a sedative. It’s a soother. The kind that helps you hydrate, set boundaries, and unclench both your jaw and your generational trauma.

It’s a Pride strain because it reminds you of this truth: You deserve sweetness, softness, and joy. Not just in June, but every damn day. May your bowl be full, your snacks be plentiful, and your peace be non-negotiable.Please keep in mind that each grow will be different and the flower’s effects will differ depending on which region of the country that the plant is grown. Thanks for reading! Keep blazin.’

Affirmation: I welcome sweetness without apology, joy without shrinking, and pleasure without permission. I am allowed to take up space in full color.

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Budtender Moment: Super Lemon Haze Vape Cart Review

“Sativa makes me productive. Indica makes me forget what I was supposed to be productive about.”

-Unknown

Light the charcoal. Sprinkle the sage. Negative energy go away. Today, I want to tell you about another widely known strain that will give you that attitude adjustment and the want to get up and go. Its name is Super Lemon Haze.

Super Lemon Haze is an 80/20 sativa-dominant strain. It is a cross between Lemon Skunk x Super Silver Haze. Lemon Skunk is a cross of two distinct Skunk phenotypes that were selected by the breeder specifically for their lemon traits. And those names are unknown. Super Silver Haze is a cross between Skunk x Northern Lights x Haze. When the two sides of this strain came together, it was a match made in heaven. It was developed in the late 1990s and popularized in the late 2000s by breeder Franco Loja. 

If you go solely on the names in the lineage, then we all know those “skunky” strains. And the Haze strains are the ones that taste a lot like mildew in your purple strains. What I can tell you about this strain is that the lemon flavoring is so strong that the strain taste is very enjoyable. I will caution you about the chance of increased anxiety is it’s overused. So, beware if you have anxiety issues.

The top terpenes in this strain are Limonene, Terpinolene, and B-Caryophyllene. Patients report relief from mood swings, stress, fatigue, and mild pain management. Please keep in mind that each grow will be different and the flower’s effects will differ depending on which region of the country that the plant is grown. Thanks for reading! Keep blazin.’

Affirmation:  I release tension, fear, and the stories that weigh me down.

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Budtender Moment: Leprechaun Larry Strain Review

“The plant teaches patience, presence, and perspective.”

-Unknown

Light the charcoal. Sprinkle the sage. Negative energy go away. Today, I want to tell you about a strain that is all about St. Patty’s Day. And it is called Leprechaun Larry.

Leprechaun Larry is sativa-dominant hybrid. It is a cross between Larry OG x Green Crack. Larry OG is a cross between OG Kush x SFV OG (San Fernando Valley OG). Green Crack is a cross between Skunk #1 x Afghani genetics. The taste profile consists of citrus peel, sweet herbs, and pine. This is a strain’s taste profile is one  that I have a difficult time of differentiating.

The top terpenes in this strain are Limonene, Terpinolene, and Pinene. Patients report experiencing better focus and creativity. And less stress, depression, mood swings, chronic fatigue, and ADD/ADHD. Make sure that you’re in a stable place with your anxiety before using this strain. Because it will definitely give you some pep in your step or a panic attack. Please keep in mind that each grow will be different and the flower effects, terpenes and genetics will differ depending on which region of the country that the plant is grown. Thanks for reading! Keep blazin.’

Affirmation: In this moment, I am safe, grounded, and enough.

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