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“How many stoners does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, we got lighters.”
-Unknown
Light the charcoal. Sprinkle the sage. Negative energy go away. Today, I want to tell you about a strain that I’m grouping under 80’s names. And what Gen X’er doesn’t remember sniffing the permanent markers accidentally left around the room by the teacher. Ok, maybe it was a little strange to those who never did this. But we Gen X’ers sniffed random markers as part of our childhood daily life.
The very first thing I noticed about this strain is that familiar aroma and taste of diesel fumes. So maybe it doesn’t exactly smell like the highly sought after ink smell but it’s one that you will remember without a doubt. The genetic line is lengthy so pay attention. This strain is a 70%/30% indica-dominant strain. The genetic cross is Biscotti x Jealousy x Sherbet BX strains. Biscotti is a cross between Gelato 25 x Sour Florida OG. Jealousy is a cross between Gelato 41 x Sherbet BX1. And finally, BX strain are a backcross Sherbet strain. And a backcross strain is s hybrid strain that is bred back to a parent strain. The main reasons this is done that I will simplify is related to particular strain trait reinforcement and genetic stability. There are other reasons but those are just a couple.
The major terpenes in this strain are Myrcene, Limonene, Caryophyllene. Patients report from such conditions as chronic fatigue, PMS, cramps, depression, mood swings, chronic stress, and PTSD. I had this strain as a vape cart. But if you like the taste of diesel you’ll sure to love this strain and its potency. This strain was voted Leafly Strain of the Year in 2023. Keep blazin’!
“Gushers is the strain that reminds you joy doesn’t have to be complicated. Sometimes it’s just fruit‑flavored and waiting on you.”
-This Puzzled Life
Light the charcoal. Sprinkle the sage. Let the smoke rise like it’s clocking in for its shift. Today we’re calling in the spirit of Gushers. It’s the strain that tastes like somebody melted a bag of fruit snacks on the dashboard of a ’98 Corolla and somehow made it holy.
Gushers is a 60/40 indica-hybrid. Not the kind that can’t make up its mind. This one knows exactly who it is. It’s a laid‑back, fruit‑forward, body‑melting hybrid. And walks into the room wearing Crocs and still pulls focus. This strain is a cross between Gelato #41 × Triangle Kush. Gelato #41 is a cross between Sunset Sherbet × Thin Mint GSC. And Triangle Kush is a cross between Emerald Triangle OG × Hindu Kush. Gushers tastes like fruit snacks, sweet berry syrup, tropical candy, and a whisper of earthy kush on the exhale. It’s the strain equivalent of someone handing you a Capri Sun and saying, “You look like you need this.”
The terpene profile is Caryophyllene, Limonene, and Linalool. Together they create a vibe that’s equal parts candy aisle and meditation pillow. Patients reach for this strain to help with chronic stress, anxiety, mild to moderate pain, mood swings, appetite support, and end‑of‑day decompression. This is a strain that doesn’t rush you. It just hands you a blanket and says, “Baby, breathe.”
Please keep in mind that depending on differences in grows depends on what area of the country it is grown in. Ther will also be slight differences depending on when, where the plant was grown. Thanks for reading! And keep blazin.’ Have you tried this strain?
Affirmation: I allow sweetness to find me. I soften. I settle. And I let my body remember ease.
“Some folks chase sweetness. I chase the kind of gas that makes the room reconsider its life choices.”
-This Puzzled Life
Light the charcoal. Sprinkle the sage. Today we’re summoning the spirits of pure, uncut GAS. The strains that smell like somebody parked a diesel truck inside a citrus grove and left it idling through the Rapture.
Below is the Budtender Moment guide to the gassiest classics. And the new‑school 2026 heavy hitters. And they have enough funk to peel paint off a double‑wide. I am someone who truly loves the stinkiest strains available. The ones that hit your nose like a spiritual slap from the universe. And yes, I know they’re almost always indica‑dominant. And yes, I still run toward them like they’re handing out free emotional stability at the door. But here’s the truth. That stink is where I find the most relief.
I personally love that diesel‑fuel flavor. The kind of taste that makes you wonder if you should be smoking it or checking it for an oil leak. That’s nothing more than personal preference. But it’s my preference. And these are also the strains that make other people’s heads whip around like, “Ewwwww. What is that smell?” To which I reply, with the confidence of a Southern auntie blessing the potluck table, “That’s the beautiful smell of healing, sweetheart. Don’t be rude.” Sometimes I even add, “If your weed doesn’t smell like a truck stop bathroom during a Nascar weekend, I don’t want it.”
Gas is not a smell. It’s a warning label. It’s the terpene equivalent of your uncle’s truck backfiring during Sunday service. It’s the aroma that tells you, “Sit down. You’re not going anywhere for a minute.” And in 2026, gas is back with a vengeance. Candy strains still run the TikTok crowd. But the real heads? They’re hunting for diesel, skunk, rubber, fuel, and straight‑up chemical warfare. Let’s get into it.
The Gassiest Strains of 2026 (Plus the Classics That Built the Church)
The classic gas gods are the strains that walked so the new exotics could run.
OG Kush (Chemdawg × (Lemon Thai × Hindu Kush)
It is the grandfather of modern gas. Earthy, piney, fuel‑soaked, and attitude heavy. If OG Kush were a person, it would be a retired mechanic who still wins bar fights. Why it’s still top tier? Perfect balance of body melt + mental clarity. That unmistakable fuel‑pine punch. And the backbone of half the strains on the market.
Sour Diesel (Chemdawg × Super Skunk)
It is the strain that smells like someone spilled jet fuel on a lemon. Energetic, cerebral, and loud enough to get you kicked out of a library. Why it endures? Fast‑acting uplift. Iconic diesel nose. And the blueprint for modern sativas with bite.
It is the chemical spill that started a dynasty. Sharp, funky, pungent kind of smell that makes new smokers ask, “Is it supposed to smell like that?” Why it’s legendary? It’s a parent of Sour D, OG Kush, and countless 2026 exotics. It has heavy potency. And is pure gas from start to finish.
Is sticky, funky, rubbery, and strong enough to glue you to the couch like a failed DIY project. Why it’s still a favorite? It’s a resin monster. It provides deep relaxation. And that classic rubber‑meets‑diesel aroma.
These are the new school strains carrying the torch. And lighting it with a blowtorch. Get ready for the some of the newest funk on the market.
GMO (Garlic Cookies) ( Girl Scout Cookies × Chemdawg)
GMO is still the undisputed king of “my God, what is that smell?” Garlic, gas, funk, and a little bit of “did someone leave food in the car?” Why it’s huge in 2026? It has sky‑high potency. It has that unmistakable savory‑fuel profile. And hash makers worship it.
Gumbo (Gummo × Guru)
Gumbo is the strain that said, “Candy is cute, but let’s get weird again.” Savory, funky, gassy, and loud. Why it’s hot in 2026? It has that unique terp profile. Heavy body effects. And is a leader in the “funk comeback” movement.
Hash Burger (Han Solo Burger × (Hash Plant × Larry OG)
Hash Burger smells like someone grilled a burger on a diesel generator. Savory, earthy, fuel‑rich, and resinous. Why it’s trending? It’s built for hash. Those deep, relaxing effects. And a terp profile that punches first and apologizes never.
Gorilla Breath (Gorilla Glue #4 × OGKB)
A modern hybrid that blends classic gas with sweet undertones. Think OG Kush meets a rubber tire shop. Why it’s rising? Because of its balanced potency. It’s very loud aroma. And perfect for people who want gas with a little dessert.
Motorbreath (Chemdawg × SFV OG Kush)
If you want straight fuel, no fruit, no candy, no nonsense. Motorbreath is your strain. Why 2026 loves it? It’s pure diesel. The very heavy effects. And a favorite among old‑school heads.
Gas isn’t just a terp profile. It’s a personality type. It’s a lifestyle. And a spiritual alignment. Gas never left. It just waited for the candy craze to calm down. And in 2026, the real heads are circling back to the strains that smell like a mechanic shop, a truck stop, and a citrus grove had a love child. These are the strains that built the culture. Shaped the genetics. And still slap harder than your grandma’s “I told you not to touch that” backhand. Gas is for the people who don’t need their weed to taste like a cupcake or a tropical smoothie. Gas is for the folks who want their flower to announce itself like a Southern auntie walking into a room with a fresh wig and a louder opinion.
May your jars stay loud. Your grinders stay sticky. Your terps stay funky. Your gas stay premium. May your stash always lean toward the strains that tell the truth. The ones that smell like a mechanic shop on a July afternoon. Like a tire fire behind a Waffle House. Like somebody spilled jet fuel on a stack of church fans and said, “Yep. That’s the one.” And may your nose stay blessed with the kind of diesel funk that makes strangers in the parking lot turn around and say, “Lord, who brought that?”
In this house, we don’t chase trends. We chase truth, terpenes, and the kind of diesel that clears a room and heals a soul. And if you’re here reading this and nodding along. And smelling imaginary diesel in the air. Then you already know. The future of cannabis isn’t sweet. It’s funky. It’s rubbery. It’s chemical. It’s loud.
So, roll it up, spark it slow, and let the ancestors of OG, Chem, and Sour whisper their wisdom through the smoke. In 2026 and beyond, one truth remains eternal. Candy fades. Trends die. But gas? Gas is forever. Thanks for reading! And keep blazin.’
Affirmation:I honor what heals me. Even if it smells like a truck stop exorcism. My relief is sacred. My preference is valid. And my gas is premium.
Light the citronella candle, put on your yard shoes, and tell Piper to stop pawing at the screen door like she’s ready to fight wildlife. Today’s Budtender Moment is a full‑on Deep South summer survival guide disguised as a strain review. We’re talking Viper Crumble, the strain that strikes quick, coils around your stress, and drags it off into the woods like a reptile with a mission. Tap the bowl three times. Check the porch for snakes. Whisper, “Not today, Satan,” as you spark it.
Viper Crumble is typically a sativa‑leaning hybrid known for its fast onset, bright energy, and “I suddenly feel like cleaning the pantry” motivation. Genetics vary by grower, but most versions come from Viper × Crumble Cake or similar high‑energy, citrus‑forward hybrids. Viper is a cross between Burmese Landrace × Blackseed. Crumble Cake is a cross between American Pie × (Jaeger × Skunk Dog) × Wedding Cake.
Viper Crumble doesn’t just hit. It lunges. This is the strain that shows up wearing camo shorts, holding a gas station slushie, and saying, “Sweetheart, it’s too hot to be stressed. Let me handle this.” It’s sharp. It’s sneaky. It’s the emotional venom extractor you didn’t know you needed. And if you’ve lived through a Mississippi July, you already know: When the heat rises, the snakes get bold. So does this strain.
Viper Crumble is typically a sativa‑leaning hybrid. And strains in this category, especially those rich in limonene, pinene, caryophyllene, and myrcene tend to offer a very specific set of reported therapeutic effects. Patients report relief from low energy, stress, mental fog, daytime fatigue, and that “I’m melting and everything irritates me” feeling. It’s a perfect strain for hot days, chores, creativity, or simply sitting on the porch judging the weather. Together, they create a strain that hits fast, lifts quick, and keeps your senses sharp. And it’s perfect for a climate where even the reptiles are clocked in and ready for foolishness.
1. The Strike
It hits fast. It’s like stepping outside and immediately being slapped by humidity. Your brain wakes up. Your mood lifts. You suddenly remember every chore you’ve ignored since Easter.
2. The Slither
Euphoria winds through your chest slowly and smoothly. Thoughts loosen. You feel lighter, brighter, and slightly mischievous. Coco walks by and you swear she’s scouting for snakes like she’s on payroll.
3. The Shed
Your stress peels off like old skin. Your shoulders drop. You feel refreshed, alert, and ready to face the heat index like a seasoned Southerner who knows better than to walk barefoot in the yard.
When the Deep South gets hot, and I mean “air so thick you could butter it” hot, the snakes get active. They sun. They roam. They show up where they do not belong, like under porch steps, in flower beds, in the Dollar General parking lot, and once, famously, inside someone’s dryer vent (we don’t talk about that).
Viper Crumble is the Deep South summer strain for anyone who needs clarity, energy, and a little reptile‑level alertness. It’s bright, fast, and beautifully sharp. And the kind of high that makes you feel like you can handle the heat, the humidity, and whatever slithers across your path. But unlike the real reptiles, this one is here to help. Please keep in mind that each grow will be different and the flower’s effects will differ depending on which region of the country that the plant is grown. Thanks for reading! Keep blazin.
Affirmation: I stay sharp, steady, and unbothered. Even when the heat rises.
“Some strains relax you. Dank OG unplugs you and plugs you back in at 50% brightness.”
-This Puzzled Life
Light the charcoal. Sprinkle the sage. Negative energy go away. Crack your knuckles. Clear your schedule. And maybe put your phone on Do Not Disturb. This one’s thick, sticky, and spiritually committed to humbling you. Today, I want to talk to you about a strain that represents the funk that we will be discussing this month. And it’s a strain that’s concentrated called Dank OG.
Dank OG as a concentrate is not here to play. Flower Dank OG already walks around with that “I’ve seen some things” energy. But once you turn it into wax, badder, rosin, or shatter, it becomes the strain equivalent of a Southern auntie who takes off her earrings before she speaks. This is old‑school gas turned into a modern‑day thunderclap.
Dank OG comes from the legendary OG Kush line. The backbone of half the gas-heavy strains people swear by today. The lineage for this strain is OG Kush × Unknown Kush Hybrid. This is the family tree of strains that smell like they were raised in a garage. Taught discipline by a mechanic. Is blessed by a pine forest. And has that classic “sit down before you fall down” energy.
The terpene Profile consists of Myrcene, Limonene, Caryophyllene, and Pinene. Concentrates amplify everything. The aroma, the flavor, the punch, and the personality. Dank OG’s terpene profile hits like a gospel choir of gas. In concentrate form, these terpenes don’t whisper. They testify.
Dank OG concentrate tastes like someone bottled the smell of a gas station parking lot after a summer rain and then added pine needles for decoration. The flavor profile are made up of heavy diesel, deep earth, sharp pine, a warm, peppery finish, and that unmistakable OG “who turned up the gravity” aftertaste. This is not a dessert strain. This is a “wipe your tools on your jeans and get back to work” strain. Dank OG concentrate hits with the force of a memory you forgot you had. This is also a couch-lock classic. A “don’t make plans” strain. A “why does my blanket feel emotional” strain.
Patients often reach for Dank OG concentrates when they need relief from chronic pain, stress and anxiety, insomnia, muscle tension, overthinking, post-socializing exhaustion, and that feeling where your brain won’t stop narrating your life. The concentrate form makes these effects faster, stronger, and longer lasting.
Dank OG branded concentrates have placed in regional concentrate competitions, often recognized for Best Solvent Concentrate, Best Rosin, and Best Hybrid Extract. Dank OG carries the same award‑winning terpene backbone that judges (and seasoned smokers) consistently fall in love with. It’s that gas, pine, earth, and that unmistakable OG punch.
Each batch of Dank OG, like any cannabis strain, can have slight differences depending on how it’s grown, harvested, cured, and extracted. Terpenes shift. Potency shifts. The vibe shifts. That’s part of the magic. And Dank OG itself has earned recognition in concentrate categories across multiple regional competitions. Its lineage, especially OG Kush, is where the trophy case really starts overflowing. Thanks for reading! And keep blazin.’
Affirmation: I honor the rest my body asks for, even when the world demands more.
“On 7/10 we don’t just dab. We transcend. Reboot. And come back speaking in terpene.”
-This Puzzled Life
Light the charcoal. Today, we are not just sparking up. We are entering the high holy day of the Oil-Soaked, Dab-Dripped, Terp-Touched congregation known as 7/10. It’s the holiday where the concentrates come out. The rigs get blessed. And every Oil Head in the land rises like a phoenix covered in sticky resin.
Let me set the scene. It’s 7/10 morning. The sun is shining. Birds are chirping. Somewhere, a responsible adult is making breakfast. And then there’s you. You’re hunched over a torch like a medieval blacksmith forging destiny and whispering, “Just one little dab before I start my day.” Yet, knowing full well you’re about to time-travel into next Tuesday.
If 4/20 is the potluck. 7/10 is the communion. This is the day we honor the brave souls who looked at a perfectly good flower and said, “Cute. But what if we extracted its soul. Concentrated it. And inhaled it off a surface hotter than Satan’s griddle?”
Oil Heads are a special breed. We don’t cough. We ascend. We don’t get high. We interface with the divine. We don’t take a dab. We commit to the bit. And yes, 710 upside down spells OIL. This is the universe’s way of saying, “Y’all weren’t meant to be subtle.”
Every Oil Head has their own sacred traditions.
1. The Pre-Dab Pep Talk
You stand before your rig like a knight before battle. You whisper, “I’ve trained for this.” Even though you absolutely have not.
2. The Temperature Guessing Game
Is it too hot? Too cold? Will this dab taste like lemon zest and heaven? Or like licking a cast-iron skillet? Only the ancestors know.
3. The Post-Dab Existential Slide
You cough. You sweat. You briefly forget your own name. You see God. You apologize to God. You promise to do better. You immediately do not do better.
4. The Group Chat Roll Call
Everyone sends the same message in different fonts: “Bro I am so high.” “Ya’ll I’m so hiiii.” “I have transcended my body.” And finally, “Help.”
Concentrates are the overachievers of cannabis. They’re the honor-roll students. The valedictorians. The kids who did the extra credit even when the teacher said it was optional. Flower is the friend who shows up with a casserole. Oil is the friend who shows up with a flamethrower and a vision board. And it is the universe’s way of saying, “Congratulations, you’ve unlocked the advanced level of cannabis consumption. Please proceed with caution, hydration, and snacks.”
How to Celebrate 7/10 Like a True Oil Head
Bless your rig like it’s a family heirloom.
Take a dab the size of a lentil, not a lima bean (you’re not invincible).
Hydrate like you’re prepping for a desert marathon.
Have a chair nearby.
Have a second chair nearby in case the first chair becomes emotionally overwhelming.
Text your friends “Happy 7/10” even though none of you can currently operate a phone correctly.
So, let me leave you with this, “Oil Heads.” On this sacred 7/10, may your bangers stay seasoned. Your torches stay loyal. And your lungs stay just brave enough to pretend they didn’t see what you were about to do. May every dab you take today taste like citrus, victory, and the exact moment you realize you should’ve sat down first. May your snacks be abundant. Your water be cold. And your group chat be full of people who understand that “I’m fine” is Oil Head code for “I have briefly exited my body and am watching myself from the ceiling fan.” May your rig hit smooth. Your concentrates glisten like forbidden honey. And your soul ascend just high enough to remember why you love this ridiculous, resin-soaked community of chaos gremlins and terp scholars.
And if anyone dares judge you for celebrating 7/10 like it’s the Dab Olympics. Just smile. Flip that 710 upside down. And remind them that we don’t do this because it’s easy. We do this because flower could never. Happy 7/10 to the brave. The bold. The sweaty. The coughing. And the spiritually airborne. Happy 7/10 to the Oil Heads who dab like they’re trying to unlock a cheat code. Happy 7/10 to the ones who know that “just a little one” is the biggest lie in cannabis history.
May your day be high. Your spirit be higher. And your tolerance be absolutely nowhere to be found. May your rigs stay clean. Your temps stay low. And your soul stay high. Happy 7/10, Oil Heads! May your lungs forgive you and your snacks never run out. Mic dropped. Torch still roaring. Snacks already open. Thanks for reading! Keep dabbin.’
Affirmation: I honor my inner Oil Head. I take my dabs with courage. My snacks with gratitude. And my ascension with pride. My lungs are strong. My spirit is stronger. And today I rise like a dab taken at the perfect temp.
“Some strains help you relax. The good ones tuck you in. Snatch your phone. And tell your anxiety to hush its mouth.”
-This Puzzled Life
Light the charcoal. Sprinkle the sage. Negative energy, go away. If insomnia were a sport, half of us would be Olympic‑level, gold‑medal, Wheaties‑box champions. I’m talking wide awake at 3:12 AM staring at the ceiling like it owes you money. I’m talking “why did my brain choose now to remember that embarrassing thing I said in 2009.” I’m talking “melatonin didn’t work so now I’m reorganizing the pantry alphabetically.” Insomnia is rude. Disrespectful. Uninvited. But thankfully, cannabis said, “Hold my leaf.” So, gather ‘round, my sleepless saints. Let’s talk about the top strains that tuck you in tighter than a Southern grandma with a quilt and a warning.
1. Granddaddy Purple (GDP) (Purple Urkle × Big Bud)
The Beyoncé of bedtime strains. GDP doesn’t ask you to sit down. It escorts you to the couch. Removes your shoes. And whispers, “Hush now, baby.” This strain is perfect for racing thoughts, tension in the shoulders, and for people who fall asleep mid‑sentence.
This strain is basically the Aurora Borealis tucking you in with a weighted blanket. It hits with a warm, floaty body high that says, “Shhh. We’re done for the day.” This strain is perfect for overthinkers, people who can’t stop doom‑scrolling, and anyone who needs a cosmic lullaby.
3. Pink Kush (OG Kush × (Unknown Heavy Indica)
Pink Kush doesn’t play. This is the strain that knocks out the friend who “never gets high.” And the friend who “smokes every day” equally. This strain is perfect for insomnia caused by stress. Insomnia caused by anxiety. And insomnia caused by existing.
4. Ice Cream Cake (Wedding Cake × Gelato #33)
Imagine a dessert that punches your insomnia in the throat. That’s Ice Cream Cake. Sweet, creamy, and sedating enough to make you forget you ever had responsibilities. This strain is perfect for nighttime worriers. People who fall asleep on the couch with the TV still on. And anyone who wants to melt into their mattress.
5. Bubba Kush (OG Kush × Unknown Indica)
Bubba Kush is the strain equivalent of a hug from someone who smells like cedar and safety. It slows everything down including your thoughts, your breathing, and your ability to remember why you were mad. This strain is perfect for restless legs, restless minds, and restless souls.
A new indica that wraps around you like a quilt your mee-maw prayed over. Expect deep relaxation, heavy eyelids, and the sudden inability to finish your sentence.
The name says it all. Soft then BOOM. You’re asleep before you realize you were tired.
8. Night Nurse 2.0 (Night Nurse (Original) × GMO Cookies)
The updated version of the classic but stronger, smoother, and sassier. This one tucks you in. Fluffs your pillow. And tells your anxiety to go sit in the hallway.
TIPS FOR USING INSOMNIA STRAINS LIKE A PRO
Pair with a warm shower for maximum “I’m melting” effect.
Put your phone down unless you want to online‑shop in your sleep.
Have snacks ready because the munchies WILL file a complaint if ignored.
Don’t fight the sleep when it hits. Surrender like a fainting goat.
And listen. If nobody else has told you today. Let me be the first to say it, “you deserve rest that doesn’t require a wrestling match with your own nervous system.” You deserve sleep that doesn’t feel like a hostage negotiation. You deserve to lay your head down without your brain suddenly deciding to host a midnight TED Talk titled “Every Mistake You’ve Ever Made, Presented in 4K.”
These strains? These aren’t just flowers. These are ancestral sleep aides. These are herbal bouncers escorting insomnia out the back door like, “Ma’am, you’ve had enough.” These are the nighttime deacons of the cannabis church that are laying hands on your forehead and whispering, “Be still.”
Because the truth is that insomnia has been out here acting like it pays rent. Like it contributes to the household. Like it has rights. But tonight? Tonight, we reclaim the night like a Southern auntie reclaiming her good Tupperware.
The next time insomnia tries to slide into your DMs at 2:47 AM with a “you up?” I want you to look it dead in the eye. And say, “Not today, demon. I’m going to bed.” Because if sleep is a myth, these strains are the folklore that finally shuts your brain up. I also want you to spark your chosen sedative queen. Inhale deeply. And respond with the confidence of a woman who has finally had enough. “I’m not up. I’m not available. I’m not interested. I’m unconscious.” Let your shoulders drop. Let your jaw unclench. Let your thoughts dissolve like sugar in hot tea. And when that first wave of relaxation hits with that warm, heavy, “oh Lord I might actually sleep” feeling. I want you to lean into it like you’re falling into the arms of a trustworthy man (rare, I know, but stay with me). Sleep is not a luxury. Sleep is not a reward. Sleep is not something you have to earn by suffering first. Sleep is your birthright. And these strains? They’re here to escort you back to it.
Now go on. Go get the kind of sleep that makes your ancestors proud. Pajamas activated. Dream realm unlocked. Thanks for reading! Keep blazin.’
Affirmation: My mind is calm. My body is safe. And tonight I claim the rest I deserve. Sleep flows easily to me. And I welcome it without fear or fight.
“Peace isn’t something you find. It’s something you steep in.”
-This Puzzled Life
Light the charcoal. Sprinkle the sage. Today we’re stepping into the tub of truth with the strain Bubble Bath. It’s a strain that doesn’t just relax you. It baptizes you in a whole new denomination of “mind your business and moisturize your spirit.”
Bubble Bath is an Indica-dominant hybrid. It’s a cross between The Soap × Project 4516. The Soap is a cross between Animal Mints × Kush Mints. Project 4516 is a cross between Gelato 41 × Gelato 45. It’s the kind that whispers “sit down somewhere” but with manners. This lineage is basically a family reunion where everybody smells expensive. Nobody brought paper plates. And someone’s aunt is definitely reading tarot in the corner.
Bubble Bath hits like a spa day in a smoke cloud. And the flavors consist of a creamy, soft vanilla, fresh herbal mint, a little floral soapiness (but in a “rich auntie’s bathroom” way, not “hotel lobby dispenser” way), and a lingering sweetness that feels like warm steam on your face.
The terpene profile is Limonene, Linalool, and Caryophyllene. Together they create a “take your bra off and exhale” moment. Bubble Bath is the strain you call when your whole nervous system is filing HR complaints. It may help with chronic stress, anxiety, insomnia, and muscle pain. This is the strain for when you need to be held but by THC instead of a person.
Please keep in mind that depending on differences in grows depends on what area of the country it is grown in. Ther will also be slight differences depending on when, where the plant was grown. Thanks for reading! And keep blazin.’ Have you tried this strain?
Affirmation: I release the noise. I welcome the softness. And I let my spirit settle like warm water.
“They criminalized the plant and monetized the trauma.”
-Unknown
Light the charcoal. Sprinkle the sage. Negative energy go away. Today, I want to tell you about a refreshing strain called Banana’s Revenge.
Banana Revenge is a sativa-dominant strain. It is a cross between Apples & Bananas x Pablo’s Revenge. Apples & Bananas is a cross between Platinum Cookies x Grandaddy Purple x Blue Power x Gelati. Pablo’s Revenge is a cross of Animal Mints x Sherbet Cake. It has a very fruity taste profile. It’s an enjoyable strain for daytime use. And it has enough indica influence to make sure you don’t have the jitters that some sativas are known to cause.
Top terpenes in this strain are Limonene, Caryophyllene, Pinene, and Myrcene. Patients report medical benefits with mood swings, anxiety, stress, focus, creativity, and mild pain relief. Please keep in mind that each grow will be different and the flower effects, terpenes and genetics will differ depending on which region of the country that the plant is grown. Thanks for reading! Keep blazin.’
Affirmation: I choose what supports my well-being.
Light the charcoal. Sprinkle the sage. Negative energy go away. Today, I want to tell you about a strain that is perfect for mental health awareness. Its name is Mango Mintality.
Mango Mintality is a 70/30 indica-dominant hybrid. It is a cross between Gush Mintz x Mango Haze. Gush Mintz is a cross between Kush Mints x F1 Durb x Gushers. Mango Haze is s cross between Skunk x Northern Lights #5 x Haze. This strain is said to have a predominant mango flavor. I, however, taste the mint as the dominant flavor.
Top terpenes in this strain are B-Myrcene, Guaiol, and Eucalyptol. Guaiol is a terpene that’s responsible for anti-inflammatory, antioxidant, and anxiolytic effects. Typically, it’s used as a medicine that treats arthritis and gout. Eucalyptol is a terpene that is also used as an anti-inflammatory and respiratory support.
Patients report relief from stress, depression, mood swings, appetite loss, and nausea. Even though this strain is considered very indica-dominant, this is a strain that I can use during the day. And it will definitely give you a nice attitude adjustment that both you and others will appreciate. Please keep in mind that each grow will be different and the flower effects, terpenes and genetics will differ depending on which region of the country that the plant is grown. Thanks for reading! Keep blazin.’
Affirmation: Creativity flows through me without force.
