Super Silver Haze

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Budtender Moment: Lemon Sportiff Strain Review

“Some days you don’t need a miracle. You just need a lemon-scented nudge back into yourself.”

-This Puzzled Life

Light the charcoal. Sprinkle the sage. And let the ancestors know we’re about to talk some citrus warfare. It’s Southern-chaotic. Science-forward. Spirit-guided. Exactly how we do it. And the name of the strain is Lemon Sportiff.

Lemon Sportiff is a sativa-dominant hybrid. The genetics consist of  Lemon Skunk × Super Silver Haze. Lemon Skunk is a cross between Skunk #1 × Citral. Super Silver Haze is a cross between Skunk #1 × Northern Lights × Haze. It’s the kind that wakes you up like somebody just slammed a screen door during a thunderstorm and yelled, “Y’all up?” It’s bright. It’s zesty. It’s athletic in the way only a strain named Sportiff could be. It’s like it’s wearing a sweatband and telling you to hydrate. Lemon Sportiff comes from a lineage that feels like a family reunion where everybody brought a casserole and a secret. So yes this strain is basically a citrus-powered dynasty built on Skunk, Haze, and Northern Lights. A whole genealogy chart that smells like somebody zested a lemon over a science experiment.

Lemon Sportiff tastes like lemon peel, sweet citrus candy, a hint of herbal brightness, and a clean, almost sparkling finish. If “sunshine in a mason jar” were a flavor, this would be it. The terpenes running the show are Limonene, Pinene, and Caryophyllene. Together they create a profile that’s both energizing and steady. It’s like a pep talk from your favorite auntie who also keeps crystals in her purse. Patients often reach for Lemon Sportiff for mood, focus & clarity, fatigue, and mild pain relief. This is the strain you grab when you need to feel like the sun came out inside your chest.

Please keep in mind that depending on differences in grows depends on what area of the country it is grown in. Ther will also be slight differences depending on when, where the plant was grown. Thanks for reading! And keep blazin.’ What was your exact Lemon Sportiff second this strain made you stop, blink, and say “well damn”?

Affirmation: I rise with clarity. I move with purpose. I shine without apology.

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Budtender Moment: Triple Scoop Strain Review

“High? I prefer the term “vertically blessed.”

-Unknown

Light the charcoal. Sprinkle the sage. Negative energy go away. Today, I want to tell you about a strain that has one of the most flavorful profiles that I’ve tried thus far. Standby. Because I have a lot of information to cover. And the people in the Pride community who are in throughly relationships, this one’s for you. The name of the strain is Triple Scoop.

Triple Scoop is a 60/40 indica-dominant hybrid strain. It’s lineage is a three way cross between Super Silver Haze x Grape LA x Sorbet. Super Silver Haze is a 3-way cross between Skunk x Northern Lights x Haze. Talk about grassroots genetics. Grape La is a cross between Grapefruit x LA Confidential. Sorbet strains are a cross of 4 sativa strains that are Mexican, Colombian, Thai, and South Indian strains that are not identified. There is also another version that has more of the indica effects are a cross between Gelato #33 x 2 Scoops. From the rip you get the strong taste of fruit. The actual flavor profile is a sweet and creamy vanilla combined with fresh berries and citrus fruit. But I felt like I was full face down in a fruit bowl.

The top terpenes are B-Myrcene, B-Caryophyllene, and Linalool. Patients report relief from stress, anxiety, depression, minor aches and pains, inflammation, nausea, appetite loss, fatigue, and mood swings. The effects are very relaxing. But not too heavy to cause ‘couch lock’ at moderate levels. Please keep in mind that each grow will be different and the flower’s effects will differ depending on which region of the country that the plant is grown. Thanks for reading! Keep blazin.’

Affirmation: If my day starts with a wake and bake, it has to be a good day.

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Budtender Moment: Super Lemon Haze Vape Cart Review

“Sativa makes me productive. Indica makes me forget what I was supposed to be productive about.”

-Unknown

Light the charcoal. Sprinkle the sage. Negative energy go away. Today, I want to tell you about another widely known strain that will give you that attitude adjustment and the want to get up and go. Its name is Super Lemon Haze.

Super Lemon Haze is an 80/20 sativa-dominant strain. It is a cross between Lemon Skunk x Super Silver Haze. Lemon Skunk is a cross of two distinct Skunk phenotypes that were selected by the breeder specifically for their lemon traits. And those names are unknown. Super Silver Haze is a cross between Skunk x Northern Lights x Haze. When the two sides of this strain came together, it was a match made in heaven. It was developed in the late 1990s and popularized in the late 2000s by breeder Franco Loja. 

If you go solely on the names in the lineage, then we all know those “skunky” strains. And the Haze strains are the ones that taste a lot like mildew in your purple strains. What I can tell you about this strain is that the lemon flavoring is so strong that the strain taste is very enjoyable. I will caution you about the chance of increased anxiety is it’s overused. So, beware if you have anxiety issues.

The top terpenes in this strain are Limonene, Terpinolene, and B-Caryophyllene. Patients report relief from mood swings, stress, fatigue, and mild pain management. Please keep in mind that each grow will be different and the flower’s effects will differ depending on which region of the country that the plant is grown. Thanks for reading! Keep blazin.’

Affirmation:  I release tension, fear, and the stories that weigh me down.

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