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Coping Skills I Learned on Social Media

“Healing is messy, hilarious, and inconvenient. And sometimes smells like essential oils.”

-This Puzzled Life

 Light the charcoal. Sprinkle the sage. Because today we are diving into the chaotic swamp of Coping Skills I Learned on Social Media. And according to the internet, all my trauma can be cured with a mason jar, a deep breath, and a girl named Moonbeam who lives in a van and sells chakra stickers on Etsy. Now with a special guest appearance from my therapist. She has thoughts, feelings, and possibly a migraine because of me.

I used to think coping skills were things you learned in therapy from trained professionals with degrees and clipboards. But no. Social media said, “Move over, licensed clinicians. We’ve got influencers with ring lights.” Suddenly my For You Page became a spiritual Walgreens. One swipe: grounding techniques. Next swipe: breathwork tutorials. Next swipe: “Put lavender oil on your forehead and tell your inner child she’s a baddie.” And listen. I tried them all. Because I’m nothing if not committed to healing. And also easily influenced by people who speak in soft voices and have plants.

1. Grounding Techniques (aka: Sensory Hide & Seek)

Social media told me to ground myself by naming five things I can see. So, there I was. Mid-anxiety spiral whispering, “A lamp. A cat. Another cat. A third cat A pile of laundry judging me. Did it help? Honestly yes. Because halfway through, Piper knocked over a cup. Coco screamed like a banshee. And Tinkerbell tried to eat the sage. Suddenly my anxiety had competition.

2. Breathwork (aka: Hyperventilating, but make it mindful)

Every influencer says the same thing, “Just breathe.” Ma’am I’ve been breathing. That’s the one thing I’ve consistently done since birth. But I tried the 4-6 method. Inhale for 4. Exhale for 6. Repeat until calm or until you pass out. And wake up spiritually refreshed.

At one point I inhaled so dramatically I sounded like a Victorian woman about to faint on a chaise lounge. Piper walked in and asked, “Are you okay or are you summoning something?” Honestly, both.

3. Lavender Oil Girl

There’s always one girl. She’s on every platform. She has perfect skin. A soft voice. And a house that looks like a Pinterest board. She says things like, “Lavender oil cured my generational trauma.” Ma’am my generational trauma is from the south. It has roots. It has acreage. It has a porch. Lavender oil is not strong enough. But I dabbed it on my wrists anyway because I’m weak and easily influenced. Did it cure my trauma? No. Did it make me smell like a Whole Foods aisle? Absolutely.

 4. The Cold-Water Trick

“Put your face in ice water to reset your nervous system.” I tried it. I dunked my whole face in a bowl like a Labrador retrieving a tennis ball. Did it help? Yes. Because for 30 seconds, I forgot every problem I’ve ever had.

5. My Therapist’s Opinion (aka: The Professional Sigh Heard ‘Round the World)

Now let’s talk about my therapist. She’s a woman with the patience of Job. The stamina of a kindergarten teacher. And the facial expressions of someone silently asking God for strength. When I told her I’d been practicing coping skills I learned on social media, she blinked three times. Which is the clinical equivalent of buffering and said, “Okay, let’s unpack that.” Which is therapist code for, “Lord, give me the strength not to laugh. Cry. Or quit my job.”

I explained the grounding, the breathwork, the lavender oil, the ice-water face dunking, and the inner-child pep talks. She nodded slowly like someone watching a toddler proudly show them a macaroni necklace. Then she said, “I’m glad you’re trying things. But maybe let’s add some skills that don’t involve drowning yourself in a mixing bowl.” Honestly? Fair.

So, what have I learned from social media coping skills? That healing is a buffet. Take what works. Leave what doesn’t. Laugh at the rest. Grounding helps. Breathwork helps. Lavender oil smells nice. And that girl on TikTok who cured her generational trauma? Good for her. My ancestors said I need something stronger. Like therapy, boundaries, hydration, and maybe a nap that lasts from now until next Tuesday.

But the truth is. If it brings you peace, even for a moment, it counts. Healing doesn’t have to be perfect. It just has to be yours. Mic drop. Lavender-scented, but still a mic drop. Thanks for reading! I hope you had a good laugh. Have you noticed any other random social media coping skills?

Affirmation: I am grounding. Breathing. Healing. And laughing my way 
through the chaos one lavender-scented coping skill at a time.

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My Inner Child Isn’t Healed. She is Fermented.

“My inner child isn’t healed. She’s fermented. Armed. And ready to defend the peace I never had.”

-This Puzzled Life

 Light the charcoal. Sprinkle the sage. Warn the neighbors. Tell the ancestors to buckle up and grab the holy water. My inner teenage child is not healed. She is fermented. Rebellious. Allergic to unbalanced rules in a way that should probably be studied by scientists. Or at least documented for future generations.

 She’s not pickled. Not preserved. Not gently marinated in therapeutic insight. Fermented. Like Appalachian moonshine brewed in a bathtub behind a Dollar General. She’s the kind of inner child who, if you say, “Don’t touch that,” will absolutely touch it while maintaining unbroken eye contact just to prove a point. She is the spiritual embodiment of a teenager who got grounded and said “Bet.” And then climbed out the window with eyeliner too dark and a plan too bold.

 And from that bubbling vat of defiance, spite, and ancestral side‑eye rose her. My main protector. Equal parts guardian angel. Petty deity. Rabid raccoon. And one who keeps a sword in her purse “just in case the Lord sends a sign.” A back‑alley swordfighter with a vendetta. And a loyalty so fierce it could bend metal.

 Today we’re talking about the one who meets a perceived threat with a blade in one hand and a laugh full of venom. Sometimes she has the personality of a pit viper. Sometimes she has the comedy that makes you dribble pee. And always, she has the full support of three generations of ancestors already rolling up their sleeves.

 My inner child didn’t heal into a soft, glowing cherub. She fermented with headphones too loud. And a moral compass that points directly toward, “I said what I said.” She is allergic to hypocrisy. She breaks unbalanced rules on sight. She will defy you simply because you thought you had authority. And she’ll do it with a smirk.

 That fermented teen spirit is the raw material my protector was forged from. The one who shows up like, “If you try to control us, I will absolutely climb out the window and join a biker gang.” She is loyal. She is vicious in the name of safety. She is the first to meet a threat with a sword in her hand. And a laugh that sounds like a demon gargling sweet tea. And she is me. 

 She bubbled. She brewed. She aged like ancestral sauerkraut left too close to the summer sun. And from that fermentation rose her again. She who steps forward like, “Oh, you thought you were gonna hurt us? I’ve been waiting for enrichment.” Loyal. Hilarious. Headstrong in a way that makes therapists sigh. And ancestors clutch stress balls. She is the spiritual equivalent of a possum with a PhD in boundary enforcement.

She is absolutely the one you want on your side. Because if you’re on the other side, she will meet you at dawn with a laugh that sounds like a snake hissing through a megaphone. She is just the version of me who survived childhood by turning into a mythological creature with emotional brass knuckles.

 Let me introduce her properly. She will replicate whatever energy you lead with. You want respect? Lead with respect and accountability. You want chaos? You’re cooked. That’s her specialty. And she won’t hesitate to use it in whatever situation presents itself. She’s the part who wakes up before the sun. Stretches her shoulders and says, “If anybody tries us today, I’m ready to ruin their lineage.” She could be violent. But that’s not her first choice. She’s efficient. She can escalate. But she also finishes. And she declares war with a smile. 

 Examples of Her Energy

  • Example One — Someone raises their voice at me. She appears like a Pokémon evolution and says, “We can use our words. Or we can use our ancestors. Choose wisely.”
  • Example Two — Someone tries emotional manipulation. She pulls out a sword she absolutely did not have a moment ago and whispers, “I’ve been waiting for this side quest.”
  • Example Three — Someone disrespects my boundaries. She summons the ghost of Big Mama. Who materializes holding a wooden spoon and a tax bill from 1974.

 Her Loyalty Is Biblical to those where the connection is solid and not wavering. She defends me and the underdogs of society with the intensity of a Southern grandmother guarding her potato salad recipe. She stands in front of me like, “If you want her, you gotta go through me, the ancestors, and three generations of unresolved trauma.” And honestly? That’s love. That means sometimes I’m just trying to buy cat litter at Walmart and she’s like, “Why is that man looking at us? Should I brandish the sword?” And I respond with, “No. He’s comparing prices. Put the sword back.”

 My ancestors watch all this from the spiritual balcony like they’re at a family reunion talent show. Some cheer. Some pray. Some sip sweet tea and say, “Well at least she’s not boring.” And one ancestor, my sassy nannie, always yells, “Let her cook!” That’s the one my protector listens to.

 Healing is beautiful. Growth is powerful. But sometimes the inner child doesn’t heal into a soft, glowing fairy of emotional regulation. Sometimes she ferments into a battle‑ready guardian with a weapon in one hand and generational trauma in the other. Sometimes she becomes the protector who says, “We are not repeating cycles. We are breaking them with flair.” Sometimes she becomes the part who will square up with a shadow, a memory, a stranger, or a poorly worded email. And sometimes she becomes the reason my therapist has to pause. Take off her glasses and says, “I’m gonna need a minute.”

So, here’s to her. To the protector. To the fermented inner child. To the sword‑wielding. Ancestor‑backed. Chaos‑certified guardian who keeps me alive. Safe. And laughing.

And if anyone ever tries to hurt me again? She will rise from the depths like a spiritual tax audit and saying, “You picked the wrong system today.” Thanks for reading! And Praise Be To Teenage Protectors!

Affirmation: I honor the parts of me that survived. I honor the protector who rose from the chaos. I am safe. I am whole. And my fermented inner child is a force of nature.

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Budtender Moment: The Supp Cannabis Suppositories Review

“Sometimes wellness asks you to step outside your comfort zone. Sometimes it asks you to bend.”

-This Puzzled Life

Light the charcoal. Because if I’m going to write a consumer review of cannabis suppositories, I need ambiance, courage, and at least one distraction so my brain doesn’t fully process what I willingly signed up for. And this is where your humble, curious, occasionally too-brave-for-my-own-good reviewer try products, so you don’t have to. Or so you can, but with emotional support.

Let me begin by saying that I did this for science. For wellness. For the blog. For the ancestors who whisper, “Baby, why?” every time I try something new. I purchased cannabis suppositories because I’d heard they were great for pain relief, menstrual discomfort, pelvic tension, and deep-body relaxation. And listen, Mississippi humidity already has me fighting for my life. So, I figured why not add one more adventure to the list.

The experience from this product goes like this:

  • Onset: Shockingly fast. Faster than edibles. Faster than me running when someone says, “We need volunteers.”
  • Effect: A warm, full-body calm. Like sinking into a heated massage chair that also whispers affirmations.
  • Discomfort: Minimal. The concept is the part that makes you stare at the wall for a moment and reconsider your choices.
  • Medical Usefulness: Legit. If you deal with cramps, pelvic pain, inflammation, or post-op discomfort, this is a serious option.
  • Recreational Usefulness: Only if you’re adventurous or trying to win a dare at a very strange cookout.

Unexpected side effects include a sudden desire to reorganize your life. A new respect for gravity. The realization that cannabis has officially entered every possible category of wellness. And the urge to text someone, “You will not believe what I just did.”

Let’s talk about anything else for a moment. Like how the Deep South humidity is currently thick enough to qualify as a personality trait. Or how the packaging for suppositories always looks suspiciously calm. Like it knows something you don’t. Or how the instructions are written in the gentlest tone possible. As if the manufacturer is patting your shoulder saying, “You’re doing amazing, sweetie.” Or how I lit charcoal at the beginning of this review like I was preparing for a ritual, because honestly? It felt appropriate.

This product includes:

  • THC 10 mg
  • Intended medical uses (cramps, pelvic pain, inflammation, post-op relief): This will work with any condition. And they are great for people who have a difficult time swallowing. You can still get the relief and not have to eat an edible. I use this for severe chronic spine pain due to pinched nerves and degenerative disc disease.
  • Effects seem to last for a few hours. I never got high. However, some have said that they do get a buzz. I just go relief which was the goal
  • Dosage is one suppository
  • Melt speed (important!) is incredibly fast.
  • Storage instructions (usually refrigeration): I keep mine in the freezer.
  • Any warnings or medical considerations: if there is anything you are concerned about or need clarification, ask your budtender or doctor.

Thanks for reading! And just to let you know, this adventure was worth the relief. Have you tried this product? And how well did it work for you?

Affirmation: I honor my healing, curiosity, and my ability to laugh through the awkward parts.

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International Overdose Awareness Day: The Day We Stop Pretending Willpower Is Medicine

“Shame has never saved a life. Compassion has. And still can.”

-This Puzzled Life

Light the charcoal. Sprinkle the sage. Today, we’re not just cleansing the house. We’re cleansing the collective delusion that addiction is a moral failing. The sage is smoking like it’s trying to file a worker’s comp claim. The charcoal is popping like it’s gossiping about the neighbors. And I’m standing in the kitchen with the kind of determination usually reserved for Southern women who’ve had enough.

Piper struts in first.Tail high. Eyes narrowed. And a clipboard already out like she’s conducting a federal audit.

Piper: “Before we begin. I need to know if this is a cleansing ritual, a public dragging, or a memorial service. My paperwork differs.”

Me: “All three. It’s International Overdose Awareness Day. And I’m about to educate the masses.”

Coco barrels in next. She’s breathing heavily like she just ran a marathon but actually just walked from the living room.

Coco: “Is this about the humans who say addiction is willpower? And overdose is a moral collapse? I once ate an entire rotisserie chicken while sleepwalking. Explain that with willpower.”

Tinkerbell descends from the top of the fridge like a Victorian ghost who died of judgment.

Tinkerbell: “If willpower cured anything, half this household would stop doomscrolling at 2 AM. And the other half would stop emotionally eating Cheez-Its.”

Me: “Exactly. We’re dragging ignorance today.”

Piper adjusts her glasses. The glasses she does not need and sighs.

Piper: “I’ll prepare the minutes. This meeting is already chaotic.”

International Overdose Awareness Day started in 2001 as a remembrance event at a Salvation Army needle exchange in Melbourne, Australia. It was created to honor those lost. Reduce stigma around overdose. And to push the world to stop treating overdose like a shameful secret instead of a public health crisis. And let me say this plainly, with all the Southern sweetness of a peach cobbler baked in righteous fury, “Addiction and overdose are not moral issues.” And it’s not about willpower.

The next time you have diarrhea, keep in mind that it’s just willpower. Sit there with a Bible verse and see if the situation resolves itself. Let me know how that works out. That’s how ludicrous that argument is.

People don’t become addicts because they’re weak, sinful, lazy, or lacking character. Many addicts die wanting anything in life other than to be an addict. They die fighting. They die trying. They die hoping. But some folks, including people in my own family, love to say, “Addiction is about willpower.” It never has been. It never will be.

I’ve been an addict. I’ve been a professional treating addicts. I’ve buried friends. I’ve buried family. Not once have I judged them for their struggle. But the hypocrites in my life? The ones who claim moral superiority while ingesting alcohol at a rate that Pete Hegseth and Kash Patel struggle to keep up with? Hypocrite, please.

Overdose is an unfortunate part of addiction. Whether it’s chemicals, behaviors, or the slow-motion self-destruction people pretend “doesn’t count.” Because it’s socially acceptable. So how about we stop demonizing people who overdose while absolving ourselves of our own harmful, numbing, escapist overdoses?

If we’re being honest, some folks overdose on alcohol, self-righteousness, denial, Amazon Prime, gossip, rage, food, religion, and control. But somehow that doesn’t get labeled as a moral failure. Funny how selective morality works.

And here’s the truth that makes some folks squirm like they sat on a church pew with a splinter. Overdose doesn’t happen because someone is weak. It happens because someone is human. Humans who loved. Humans who tried. Humans who fought battles most people couldn’t survive for five minutes. Humans who deserved compassion instead of commentary.

But every year, we lose more people. Not because they were broken. But because the world still treats addiction and overdose like a character flaw instead of a medical condition. We lose them because shame is louder than science. Because judgment is easier than empathy. Because some folks would rather cling to their superiority complex than admit they don’t know a damn thing about what they’re talking about.

So on International Overdose Awareness Day, I’m lighting this charcoal. Sprinkling this sage. And saying this with my whole chest, “Stop demonizing the people who are drowning while you’re out here drinking from your own poison well. Stop pretending your socially acceptable overdoses are any less destructive just because they come with a cute, monogrammed tumbler or a Bible verse slapped on top. Stop acting like overdose is a choice when half the people judging can’t even choose to drink water or go to bed on time. And most importantly, start honoring the people we’ve lost by refusing to let stigma bury the living.

The dead deserve dignity. The living deserve compassion. And the ignorant deserve education. Loud, unapologetic, Southern‑fried education. Today, I’m choosing truth over tradition. Compassion over comfort. And humanity over hypocrisy. If that makes some folks uncomfortable? Good. Growth never happens in comfort. And comfort has never saved a single life. But truth might. Compassion might. You might. Thanks for reading! Share this with others.

 Affirmation: I honor the lives lost. Uplift the living. And refuse to let stigma speak louder than truth.

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2026 PTSD Strains Strong Enough to Make My Inner Child Take a Nap

“Some folks meditate. Some folks journal. I personally prefer a strain strong enough to make my trauma sit down and hush like it’s in church.”

-This Puzzled Life

 Light the charcoal. Sprinkle the sage. Today we’re not just talking about PTSD. We’re talking about the botanical emotional support squad that keeps half this nation from screaming into a throw pillow at 3 AM. These are the 2026 strains for PTSD. Plus, the classic strains that have held us down since the Bush administration.

Let me tell you something. If PTSD awareness had a mascot. It wouldn’t be a bald eagle, a ribbon, or some inspirational mountain silhouette. It would be a raccoon in a bathrobe holding a half‑charged vape pen and whispering, “You good?”

And before anybody starts with the “PTSD is only for veterans” , it is equal‑opportunity chaos. It hits veterans, yes. But it also hits childhood survivors, domestic violence survivors, medical trauma survivors, and people who grew up in households where the family motto was basically “We don’t talk about that.” And anyone who has ever tried to call customer service during Mercury retrograde.

My PTSD didn’t come from a battlefield. It came from childhood trauma, adult trauma, and a lifetime of being handed emotional assignments I, absolutely, did not sign up for. And guess what? It’s still real. It’s still valid. And it still deserves treatment that doesn’t come with a 47‑page lawsuit attached to it.

Which brings me to medical cannabis. It’s the only medication I’ve ever taken that didn’t require a blood test, a warning label, and a prayer circle. Big Pharma stays in court like it’s a hobby. Cannabis? Cannabis just wants you hydrated, fed, and emotionally stable enough to fold laundry.

And with the way this country is going, the news, the politics, the economy, the general vibe,  the rate of PTSD is about to skyrocket like it’s trying to win a prize. Let’s talk about the strains that are stepping up in 2026 to keep us from losing our entire minds.

2026 NEW STRAINS FOR PTSD

1. Moonwater Mercy (Hybrid)

(Blue Moonshine x Lavender Ghost x Watermelon Gelato)

This strain feels like someone put a weighted blanket on your soul. Expect calm, clarity, and the sudden ability to answer emails without crying. Perfect for: intrusive thoughts, doom spirals, and “Why did I walk into this room?”

2. Velvet Lantern (Indica‑leaning Hybrid)

(Purple Velvet × (Ghost OG × Honeydew Cream))

Soft. Warm. Comforting. Like being hugged by a grandmother who actually went to therapy. Great for nighttime PTSD symptoms and shutting down the brain’s late‑night conspiracy theories.

3. Solar Peach Reprieve (Sativa‑leaning Hybrid)

(Peach Rings × (Super Lemon Haze × Apricot Gelato))

Bright, uplifting, and shockingly functional. This one gives you energy without anxiety — a miracle, truly. Ideal for daytime PTSD management and remembering you’re a whole adult with things to do.

4. Quiet Harbor (Indica)

(Northern Lights × (Harbor Mist × Blue Zkittlez))

This strain is basically emotional noise‑canceling headphones. Your nervous system goes from “car alarm” to “gentle tide sounds” in about ten minutes.

5. Blue Ember Renewal (Balanced Hybrid)

(Blueberry × (Ember Kush × Renewal Cake))

A perfect 50/50 that smooths out mood swings, reduces hypervigilance, and helps you stop side‑eyeing every noise in the house like you’re in a horror movie.

CLASSIC STRAINS FOR PTSD (The OG Emotional Support Crew)

1. Granddaddy Purple

(Purple Urkle × Big Bud)

The strain that tucked half of America into bed. Heavy relaxation, deep calm, and the ability to sleep like you’re being paid for it.

2. Blue Dream

(Blueberry × Haze)

The people’s champion. Creative, calm, and uplifting without making your heart beat like a hummingbird on espresso.

3. Girl Scout Cookies (GSC)

(Durban Poison × OG Kush)

Euphoric, grounding, and perfect for when your brain is doing too much. A classic for emotional regulation and mood stabilization

4. Do‑Si‑Dos

(Girl Scout Cookies (GSC) × Face Off OG)

Deep body calm, mental quiet, and the sudden ability to forgive people you don’t even like. A PTSD staple.

5. OG Kush

(Chemdawg × Lemon Thai × Hindu Kush)

The original “I need to chill before I throw this whole house away” strain. Relaxing, grounding, and reliable.

If you’ve made it this far, you’ve just survived a guided tour through the 2026 PTSD strain lineup. The classics that raised us. And the emotional circus that is living in this country right now. PTSD is real. PTSD is widespread. PTSD is not limited to veterans. And pretending otherwise only hurts the millions of us who survived battles nobody saw.

But here’s the good news. We’re healing. We’re laughing. We’re finding relief in plant medicine that doesn’t come with a lawsuit or a side effect list longer than a CVS receipt. And if the world keeps spiraling the way it’s spiraling, at least we’ll have strains strong enough to keep us grounded, sane, and spiritually moisturized. Trauma may have shaped you, but cannabis is helping you rewrite the ending. Sage still burning. We’re healing anyway. Thanks for reading! Keep blazin.’

Affirmation: I am healing, hydrated, and held together by equal parts resilience and premium-grade cannabis. My peace is non‑refundable. My boundaries are laminate. And my nervous system is finally minding its business.

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PTSD Awareness: Because Trauma Didn’t Ask for Your Job Title Before It Moved In

“PTSD doesn’t check uniforms. It checks histories. And some of us survived wars nobody ever saw.”

-This Puzzled Life

Light the charcoal. Sprinkle the sage. Today we’re not just cleansing the room. We’re cleansing the generational nonsense that keeps trying to set up a timeshare in our nervous systems. And apparently we’re gonna need both if we’re talking about PTSD. And the world still thinks it only comes issued with a uniform, dog tags, and a government contract.

I’m standing in my kitchen like a bootleg priestess of the Deep South. I’m waving smoke around like I’m trying to reboot the Wi‑Fi of my soul. The sage is burning. The charcoal is crackling. And my cats are staring at me with the same expression Southern aunties use when you tell them you’re “working on your boundaries.”

The air is thick with incense and unprocessed childhood memories. The vibe is “haunted but trying.” The soundtrack is the soft hum of trauma responses warming up like an old truck in winter. And behind me, my cats have formed a semi‑circle like a furry tribunal.

Piper: “Is this the trauma purge or the ‘Mama read another psychology article’ ritual?” 

Tinkerbell: “No, this is the one where she tries to heal her inner child but ends up reorganizing the spice cabinet.” 

Coco: “I’m only here because she dropped a Cheez-It earlier. And I’m hoping for a sequel.”

Meanwhile, I’m over here trying to explain to the universe loudly, with hand gestures, that PTSD is not some exclusive club where you need a military ID and a buzz cut to get in. Trauma doesn’t check credentials. Trauma doesn’t ask for your DD‑214. Trauma shows up like, “Hey girl, I heard you survived something awful. Mind if I stay forever and rearrange your brain chemistry?” And the universe is like, “Sure, pull up a chair.”

So here we are. Me, my cats, my sage, my charcoal, my trauma, and my determination to laugh about it before it eats me alive. If there’s one thing the South taught me, it’s this, “If you can’t laugh at your pain, it will absolutely laugh at you first.”

Let me set the scene. I’m standing in my kitchen. Sage smoking like I’m trying to summon every ancestor who ever survived a generational curse, a bad haircut, or a church potluck. My cats are watching me like I’m performing a ritual to resurrect the last bag of Temptations.

Piper squints at me. 

Piper: “Is this the trauma cleansing or the insomnia exorcism? I need to know which meeting I’m attending.” 

Coco: “Wake me up when the stinky flower medicine comes out. That’s when she stops pacing like a raccoon in a Dollar General parking lot.” 

Tinkerbell: “Neither. This is the ‘Mama read something online again’ ceremony.”

Every time I talk about PTSD, somebody somewhere says, “But you weren’t in the military.” And I’m like, “Correct. But I was in my childhood. And frankly, that was its own kind of deployment.”  PTSD does not check your résumé. It does not ask for your service record. It does not care if your trauma came from a battlefield, a backwoods childhood, a toxic relationship, a medical emergency, or that one time your mee-maw threw a shoe at you with the accuracy of a Navy Seal. Trauma is trauma. And PTSD shows up like an uninvited cousin at Thanksgiving. It’s loud. Unpredictable. And absolutely refusing to leave. Meanwhile, my cats are holding their own support group.

Piper: “Her insomnia is so bad I’ve started sleeping in shifts.” 

Coco: “I tried to keep up once. I saw the sun rise twice in the same day. I’m still not okay.” 

Tinkerbell: “I’ve filed a formal complaint with HR. HR is also her. It’s not going well.”

Big Pharma has a pill for everything. Which including the side effects of the pill you took for the side effects of the pill you took for the original pill. And half of them end up in lawsuits. And apparently the medication was also causing spontaneous combustion or turning people into werewolves. Meanwhile, cannabis is over here like, “Hey girl, wanna sit down and breathe for a minute?” And when I pull out the flower medicine, the cats perk up like I just announced a family meeting.

Piper: “Ah yes, peace is coming.” 

Coco: “Finally, she’ll stop reorganizing the pantry at 3 AM.” 

Tinkerbell: “Blessed be the bud that calms the beast.”

Suddenly the whole house exhales. The walls stop vibrating. The anxiety gremlins go back to bed. The cats reclaim their rightful positions as tiny loaf-shaped monarchs. And with the current state of our nation, the number of people developing PTSD is probably about to skyrocket. We’re all one news headline away from needing a weighted blanket, a therapist, and a federally funded emotional support possum.

If you’ve got PTSD and you didn’t get it from war, guess what? You’re not alone. You’re not broken. You’re not dramatic. You’re not “overreacting.” You’re just a human who lived through some stuff that your brain is still trying to file correctly. And if anyone tries to tell you PTSD is only for soldiers, send them my way. I’ll let 13 explain it. She’s the mean one.

Roll the flower. Because healing isn’t a uniform. It’s a revolution. And in this house, we honor every survivor, every story, and every cat who has ever witnessed a 4 AM trauma spiral and stayed anyway. Thanks for reading! And keep moving forward.

Affirmation: My trauma is valid, my healing is sacred, and I refuse to shrink my story just because someone else can’t imagine surviving it.

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Boundaries: When “No” Stops Being a Suggestion

“My boundaries are so tight now that if you overstep, my spirit will escort you back to your lane before I even open my mouth free of charge.”

-This Puzzled Life

Light the charcoal. Sprinkle the sage. The ancestors have gathered on my porch like it’s a family reunion, and they are whispering, “We did NOT endure Jim Crow, bad perms, and church fans with funeral ads on the back for you to let people treat your peace like a community potluck.”

Meanwhile, my cats have formed a boundary tribunal on the kitchen counter. Tails flicking. Eyes narrowed. And judging me with the same intensity they use when I buy the wrong flavor of treats.

One cat is channeling Harriet Tubman energy. Another is giving “your great‑granddaddy who didn’t play about his land.” The third is licking her paw like, “Let’s see if she finally learned how to say no without a 12‑slide PowerPoint.”

So welcome to Boundary School. Where the ancestors are the professors. The cats are the teaching assistants. And I am the student who keeps asking, “Is this going to be on the test?” People know the word boundaries the way they know the word ‘fiber.’  They’ve heard it’s important. But they have no earthly idea how to actually use it.”

People think boundaries are a vibe, a mood, a Pinterest board, or a cute quote on Instagram with a beige background. Boundaries are actually a set of rules that protect your time, energy, and sanity. A spiritual fence. A divine “Do Not Disturb” sign blessed by your ancestors. Boundaries are not rude. They are not mean. They are not optional. They are emotional sunscreen. And some of y’all are out here raw‑dogging the sun.

People misinterpret boundaries the way they misinterpret IKEA instructions. They think they understand. But the final product is wobbling. Missing screws. And leaning against the wall for emotional support. And people will swear you need their approval like it’s oxygen. When really it’s more like glitter which is unnecessary. Messy. And half the time it ends up places it shouldn’t.

Here’s the thing. You don’t need outside validation to live your life. Make your choices. Or protect your peace. You’re not a coupon that needs to be scanned. You’re not a parking ticket waiting for someone to stamp “approved.” You’re a whole human being with ancestors behind you. And a spirit that knows exactly what it’s doing.

People will misinterpret your confidence as arrogance. Because they’re used to you shrinking. They’ll say things like “You sure about that?” “I mean if that’s what you want to do.” Or “you’re making a mistake. But suit yourself.” When the only mistake would be letting people who can’t manage their own lives narrate yours.

My cats don’t seek validation. They don’t ask, “Was that a good jump?” They don’t wonder, “Do you like my vibe today?” They simply exist confidently, unapologetically, and occasionally on top of the fridge for no reason. Meanwhile, humans out here waiting for applause before they take a step.

Here’s the truth the ancestors keep whispering. “If you need permission, you’ll always be waiting. If you trust yourself, you’ll always be moving.” Your worth is not up for a vote. Your decisions are not a group project. Your life is not a suggestion box. You don’t need validation. You need alignment. And those are two very distinctly different things.

Some folks hear the word “boundaries” and immediately translate it into, “You’re being mean.” “You’re shutting me out.” “You think you’re better than me.” “You must be going through something.” Or my favorite “You’ve changed.” No, sweetheart. I’m not being mean. I’m being clear. And clarity feels like cruelty to people who benefited from your confusion.

Boundaries are not punishment. They are not revenge. They are not emotional eviction notices. But people will swear up and down that your boundary is a personal attack. Even though all you said was, “I’m not available for that.” Suddenly you’re the villain in their story. the antagonist in their memoir, the reason their tomato plants won’t grow this year.

Meanwhile, my cats set boundaries all day long and nobody questions it. A cat can walk away mid‑petting session, and everyone says, “Aww, look at her being independent.” But let a human say, “I need some space,” and suddenly it’s a federal investigation. Boundaries get misinterpreted because people confuse access with entitlement. They think your time is their time. Your energy is their energy. Your peace is their playground. And when you finally say, “Actually, no,” they act like you’ve personally unplugged their life support.

But here’s the truth and the ancestors are nodding in agreement. A boundary is not a wall. It’s a door with a lock. And you get to decide who has the key. Boundaries fall into categories and knowing them helps you enforce them without guilt.

1. Physical Boundaries

Your body, your space, your bubble. If someone stands too close, you have the right to step back like a cat avoiding a toddler.

2. Emotional Boundaries

You are not a sponge. You are not a therapist. You are not a free emotional storage unit.

3. Time Boundaries

Your time is not a community resource. You are not FEMA.

4. Material Boundaries

Your car, your money, your Tupperware. Especially the Tupperware. The ancestors get real loud about that one.

5. Conversational Boundaries

You don’t have to discuss things that drain you. You can simply say, “I’m not available for that topic,” and walk away like a cat who heard the treat bag but decided you weren’t worthy.

WHY HUMANS STRUGGLE (AND CATS DO NOT)

Humans: “I don’t want to hurt anyone’s feelings.”

Cats: “I will leave this room mid‑sentence and feel nothing.”

Humans: “I don’t want them to think I’m mean.”

Cats: “I will slap your hand away and then take a nap.”

Humans: “I don’t want to disappoint people.”

Cats: “I disappoint people recreationally.”

Cats are boundary prodigies. Humans are boundary interns.

The ancestors want you to know that “No” is a complete sentence. “I’m not available” is a spiritual practice. “That doesn’t work for me” is a generational blessing. “I’m leaving now” is self‑care. “I don’t receive that” is emotional pest control. They also want you to stop explaining yourself like you’re applying for a loan.

And as we close this ceremony of wisdom, comedy, and feline judgment, let us honor the truth. The ancestors did not survive oppression, heartbreak, and church potlucks with questionable potato salad for you to let someone’s grown child drain your spirit like a cracked Yeti cup. Your boundaries are sacred. Your peace is ancestral property. Your “no” is a generational blessing.

May your boundaries be as firm as a cat who has decided your pillow is now their homeland. May your spirit be as unbothered as a cat ignoring its name. May your peace be as protected as the good Tupperware. And may your boundaries rise up like your ancestors intended.

My boundaries are set. My peace is protected. And my spirit is no longer accepting walk‑ins. If you can’t handle that, take it up with the ancestors. They’re the ones who told me to stop letting folks treat my life like an open‑bar wedding. And with that, I’m stepping back into my joy, my clarity, and my God‑given right to say “no” without a dissertation. Thanks for reading! And protect your peace.

Affirmation: “I honor my peace like it’s heirloom china. I say no with confidence, yes with intention, and I protect my energy the way my ancestors protected the good cornbread recipe.”

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Shame: The Weight I Refuse to Carry Anymore

“Shame was never my reflection. It was the shadow of someone else’s fear cast across my life.”

-This Puzzled Life

Light the charcoal. Sprinkle the sage. Let the smoke rise like a soft warning. A trembling invitation. And a doorway cracked open just wide enough for the truth to step through without flinching. Let it drift through the room the way shame once drifted through our childhood homes as quiet and unspoken. But heavy enough to shape the way we learned to breathe.

This isn’t about performance. It isn’t about survival. It’s about naming the thing that has lived in your bones longer than some people have lived in their houses. I’m not writing from a place of humor or distance. I’m writing from the wound. From the memory. From the soil that raised me. And the silence that tried to claim me.

Shame is not born in us. It is handed to us. Pressed into our palms by people who were supposed to know better. People who were supposed to love better. People who were supposed to see us as whole. And in the Deep South, shame is practically a family heirloom.

Down here, some conservative communities have perfected shame into an art form as quiet, polished, and Sunday‑morning approved. They wield it like a switch they no longer have to swing. Because the words do the bruising for them. They don’t have to raise their voices. They just raise an eyebrow. They don’t have to say you’re wrong. They just say they’re “praying for you.” They don’t have to tell you to hide. They just make sure you know what happens to people who don’t.

Shame becomes the air you breathe before you even know what air is. It teaches you to fold yourself small. To tuck away the parts of you that don’t fit the script. To apologize for the way your heart beats. The way your voice trembles. And the way your truth refuses to die quietly. The worst part is how deeply it roots itself. And how it convinces you that you are the problem. Not the rules. Not the silence. Not the fear disguised as righteousness.

Some Southern conservative spaces are experts at this. They turn difference into danger. They turn authenticity into rebellion. They turn survival into sin. They shame you for who you are. And then shame you again for hurting because of it.

But here’s the truth shame never wants you to learn. You were never the one who failed. You were the one who endured. Shame is not your inheritance. It is not your identity. It is not your burden to carry one more mile. The moment you name what was done to you. The moment you say, “This wasn’t love. This was control.” The spell breaks. The weight shifts. The air clears. And you begin to see yourself without the fog of someone else’s fear. You begin to hear your own voice again. You begin to rise. And rising is the one thing shame cannot survive.

Shame is universal. It’s a part of every culture and every nation. And every community has its own way of teaching people to hide the parts of themselves that don’t fit the script. Shame is a global language. It is spoken in different dialects. It is enforced through different rituals. And it is carried in different bodies.

But the version I know. The one that shaped my bones and rewired my voice was born in the conservative Deep South. That’s the lens I speak from. That’s the air I learned to breathe. That’s the terrain where shame wasn’t just a feeling. It was a system.

Some conservative Southern communities wield shame like a tool of order. A way to keep people in line. A way to maintain the illusion of perfection even when the truth is rotting beneath the floorboards. They don’t have to say, “you’re wrong.” They just say, “we don’t talk about that.” They don’t have to say, “you’re unworthy.” They just say, “think of what people will think.” They don’t have to say, “you don’t belong.” They just make sure you feel it.

Shame becomes the soundtrack of your childhood. The shadow in every room. The reason you learn to fold yourself into shapes that hurt to hold. When you grow up queer, outspoken, different, or simply unwilling to disappear, the shame becomes sharper. More pointed. And more personal.

You were not the problem. You were the disruption. You were the truth they didn’t know how to hold. Shame thrives in silence. But it cannot survive being named. The moment you say, “This harmed me,” the spell breaks. The moment you say, “This wasn’t love,” the weight shifts. The moment you say, “I deserved better,” the ground beneath you changes shape.

You begin to see yourself without the fog of their expectations. You begin to hear your own voice without the echo of their judgment. You begin to rise in ways they never prepared for. And rising is the one thing shame cannot withstand.

Let every culture keep the shame it created. Let the South hold the weight of the shame it taught me to carry. I am done dragging their silence behind me. I am done mistaking their fear for my fault. I am done shrinking to make their world more comfortable. I speak now. I rise now. I reclaim every part of me they tried to bury.

And the sound of that truth is unapologetic. Unbroken. And is the loudest thing I’ve ever survived. You were never meant to carry it. Set it down. Walk forward. And let the sound of your unbroken truth shake the whole damn South. Thanks for reading! And put that shame down.

Affirmation: I release every ounce of shame that was handed to me. My truth rises. My voice steadies. And I walk forward unburdened and whole.

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Truth Over Tradition: My Exit From Comfortable Dysfunction

“The truth didn’t break my family. The pretending did.”

-Unknown

Here’s the bigger picture. I didn’t grow up in a family that heals. Problems don’t get solved. They get buried alive. And then resurrected during holidays like emotional zombies. Now that me and my sister are adults, childhood resentments still pop up like whack‑a‑mole. And nobody wants to pick up a mallet. Let’s all smile in public so we don’t “defame the family.” Which honestly, does a fantastic job defaming itself.

And my family isn’t special. Dysfunction is everywhere. I have enough mental health education in my background to recognize the patterns. But they’ll swear I’m the problem. If you look past the church smiles, the whole system is sick. I would genuinely rather be hit by a car than attend “family time.” And because my kids were born into a lesbian family, they get treated like they came with a moral recall notice.

You can’t throw money at children and then take no active part in their lives the rest of the time. Especially, when you do the opposite with the other children in the family. The kids notice. I’ve tried talking about it for 17 years. And the truth is this. They just don’t care.

I have a master’s degree in counseling psychology. Yet somehow I’m the ignorant one. They don’t want insight. They don’t want help. They want silence. And mine has officially expired. I defend myself and my kids however I see fit. Respectfully? No. Effectively? Absolutely.

They want healing without effort. They’re emotional pillow princesses that want the benefits of growth while doing absolutely nothing but blinking dramatically. And when truth bruises their egos, accountability never shows up. Meanwhile, my dad plays messenger pigeon flying information back and forth between me and the rest of the family so that the dysfunction stays perfectly preserved.

Here’s the part they’ll never admit. Family therapy requires guts and transparency. And those two things they treat like forbidden sins. Instead, they’ve built a giant sand pile where they can bury their heads. And pretend nothing is wrong. That’s their comfort zone. Not truth. Not healing. Just sand. Neck‑deep and breathing through a straw of selective memory.

My favorite quote says it best, “If nothing changes, then nothing changes.” And I refuse to be silenced because their comfort depends on my suffering.

Our family lives in what I call comfortable dysfunction. It’s the emotional recliner they refuse to replace even though the springs are broken. And the fabric smells like denial. It’s easier than accountability. Easier than honesty. Easier than saying, “Maybe the gay daughter isn’t the downfall of civilization.”

And as if being the rainbow sheep wasn’t enough. I’m also the green sheep of the family because I’m a medical cannabis patient. And the family’s translation is that I’m “druggin’ and thuggin’.” The “bad influence.” And the “one who needs prayer.” But that’s not even the real issue.

The problem is my refusal to sit quietly in the pew of generational silence. The issue is that I no longer participate in the family’s favorite pastime of pretending. I’m done shrinking myself so other people can stay cozy in their outdated beliefs. I’m done letting conservative Christian values be weaponized against me and my children.

They can keep their selective morality. The kind where my sister thinks being gay is “wrong and evil.” But somehow premarital sex is just the Olympic sport of “being human.” Funny how sin gets flexible when it’s their behavior on the table. 

“My family says I’m ‘living in sin.’ Which is wild coming from some of them who wave a red hat like it’s the state flower. They preach about morality and still treat premarital sex, drinking, and hypocrisy like they’re covered under the ‘Jesus forgives me’ warranty.”And trust me. They act like I graffitied the Ten Commandments in rainbow glitter.

Being gay automatically made me the family’s “problem child.” Even though the real problems have nothing to do with what gender I love. And everything to do with the fact that I refuse to pretend. My sister can have premarital sex. Drink like she’s hydrating for the Olympics and drive afterward. And micromanage her child like she’s running a dictatorship. But somehow I’m the moral crisis.

Meanwhile, my sister’s shot glasses stays full. Her judgment stays loud. And her hypocrisy stays undefeated. Funny how cannabis for medical reasons is “dangerous.” But alcohol with a side of denial is “just being human.” I’m the rainbow sheep because I live authentically. I’m the green sheep because I choose a legal, doctor‑recommended treatment. And I’m the scapegoat because I refuse to shrink so other people can stay comfortable in their dysfunction. If being myself makes me the rainbow‑green hybrid sheep of the family, then so be it. At least I’m not grazing in the pasture of hypocrisy.

So no, I’m not stepping back into the box they built for me. I’m not dimming myself, so their comfort stays intact. I’m not carrying the weight of a family that refuses to lift a finger for its own healing. They can keep their comfortable dysfunction. They can keep their silence. They can keep their outdated beliefs wrapped in Bible verses that only apply to me.

Today I honor my inner rainbow‑green sheep. I’m fabulously queer. I’m medically lifted. And completely unbothered by the opinions of people who confuse hypocrisy with holiness.”

I’m choosing truth over tradition. I’m choosing growth over guilt. I’m choosing my children, my peace, and my sanity. And if my existence shakes the foundation of their worldview. Then the foundation was weak to begin with. Thanks for reading! Do you and let the others do them.

Affirmation: I bless my rainbow‑green sheep soul today queer, medicated, and thriving. While certain relatives clutch their red hats and pearls at my existence. But don’t blink twice at their own chaos, contradictions, or alcohol fueled commandments.

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The Family Roles & The Circus They Created

“My family says I’m ‘living in sin.’ Which is hilarious coming from people who treat denial like a spiritual gift. And premarital sex like a community service.”

-This Puzzled Life

Light the charcoal. Sprinkle the sage. Negative energy, get your shoes on and leave. Today we’re diving into one of my favorite dysfunctional family topics. Family roles. Those unofficial job titles we never applied for. Never wanted. And yet somehow ended up performing like we were on salary. Take a moment and see where you and your people fall. And here’s the spoiler. If you’re reading this, you already know.

Before we get started, let me warn you. This is not a gentle stroll through family history. This is a full‑blown guided tour through a Southern household. That’s been held together with casserole, denial, and conservative Christian values. That seem to get applied with the accuracy of a toddler using glitter glue.

I grew up in a family where “we don’t talk about that” wasn’t a suggestion. It was the eleventh commandment. Emotions were treated like illegal fireworks. Everyone had them. Nobody handled them correctly. And something always exploded at the worst possible time.

In my house, honesty was considered aggressive. Accountability was considered disrespectful. And therapy? Therapy was treated like witchcraft performed by people who “don’t know Jesus personally.”

Meanwhile, the dysfunction strutted around the living room in broad daylight wearing a name tag and a church hat. And everyone pretended they couldn’t see it. If denial were a sport, my family would have Olympic medals and a sponsorship from Hobby Lobby.

So, buckle your emotional seatbelt. And prepare yourself. Because once you recognize the roles in a dysfunctional family. It’s like spotting roaches. You can’t unsee them. And suddenly they’re everywhere.

Family roles are the expected behaviors, responsibilities, and emotional acrobatics each person performs to keep the family circus running. These roles shift depending on culture, family size, and personality. But the classics are Hero, Scapegoat, Golden Child, Lost Child, Mascot. And I show up everywhere like glitter after a craft project.

Let’s begin.

1. The Hero (a.k.a. The Family PR Department) The Hero’s job is to make the family look normal, stable, and “blessed and highly favored” to the outside world. According to theraplatform.com (2025), they take on excessive responsibility to gain approval. This is my mother’s role. Or at least the role she auditions for. She is attention-seeking. Reputation-obsessed. And allergic to accountability. She delivers passive-aggressive comments like she’s handing out communion wafers. And then acts shocked when people get upset.

Her signature move? “The Dummy Card.” Suddenly she “doesn’t remember,” “didn’t mean it like that,” or “doesn’t know what you’re talking about.” But trust me, she knows. And right after she stirs the pot. She gives my dad the “rescue me” look. As if she didn’t just season that pot with cayenne, spite, and generational trauma. We only have real conversations when she’s mad at my sister, The Golden Child. Otherwise, it’s news, sports, and weather which is the Holy Trinity of Avoidance.


2. The Scapegoat (hi, it’s me) The Scapegoat is blamed for everything wrong in the family. Stubbed toe? My fault. Bad weather? Somehow me. The economy? Probably me too. I don’t conform to their lifestyle. I’m gay. I use medical cannabis. I don’t go to church because there are too many people who support the cruelty of the Trump regime. And align theirselves with the MAGA movement which practices a form of chriatianity that cannot be found in any Bible. And quite frankly, they have a bad reputation for normalizing pedophilia while demonizing being gay. I guess I should be glad that I just can’t understand that rationale. 

I talk about taboo topics. And I acknowledge reality instead of pretending everything is fine.
And did I mention I’m gay? Because trust me they will. Instead of saying,
“She’s our family and we love her no matter the gender of someone she loves and that loves her.” They act like my existence is a PR crisis. The attitude is like, “Remember when Dana destroyed the family by being prouid to be gay and authentic?”  I’m also the family whistleblower. I don’t play along with generational nonsense. I’m my own person. And I’m not apologizing for it.

3. The Golden Child (my sister, obviously) The Golden Child is the family’s prized possession. The chosen one. The favorite. And the one who can do no wrong even when she is actively doing wrong. Thriveworks.com (2023) describes this child as obedient, praised, and protected. That’s her. She has been dipped in gold since birth. She follows the script. Holds the same beliefs. And passes them down to her children like heirloom china. She was taught what to think. Not how to think. And the cycle continues. Children aren’t born to hate. They learn it from the adults who raise them. And this is what my sister excels at consistently.

4. The Lost Child (also my sister — she multitasks) The Lost Child avoids conflict like it’s a full-time job with benefits. She withdraws. Stays quiet. And pretends she’s above the chaos. While simultaneously contributing to it. She never acknowledges her harmful behavior. She believes most people are beneath her. And when she talks about someone being gay, she spells it out “G-A-Y” like she’s avoiding summoning a demon. Her emotional range is that of a frozen waffle. And honestly, that’s the family vibe overall.

5. The Mascot (me and my dad) Mascots use humor to distract from the dysfunction. We crack jokes. Lighten the mood. And do not dare fix anything. We just to keep the room from exploding. This doesn’t always work especially when me and my sister are at war like rainbows and bibles. My dad rescues my mom and sister from “big, bad Dana.” Who refuses to sweep things under the rug. I’m the villain because I tell the truth. Imagine that. Kind of sounds like the current government’s level of functioning.

Now you’ve met the cast and the roles they cling to like emotional security blankets. In the next part we’ll zoom out and look at the bigger picture. And it’s the part they refuse to acknowledge.

That concludes our tour of the Family Circus. Please exit through the gift shop. Where denial is half‑off. Accountability is out of stock. And the Scapegoat merchandise is mysteriously overpriced.” Thanks for reading! Keep breaking chains.

Affirmation: Today I honor my emotionally athletic self. The whistleblowing. Boundary‑setting. Truth‑telling legend who refuses to join the family’s Olympic Denial Team. Even though they’ve been training since the womb.

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