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CBD Awareness: My Cats Said I’m Legally Required to Calm Down

 “My cats said CBD won’t get me high. But it will keep me from acting like a Walmart parking lot Greek tragedy. And honestly, that feels like growth.”

-This Puzzled Life

Light the charcoal. Sprinkle the sage. Let the ancestors lean in the doorway with their arms crossed. The moment that smoke hit the ceiling fan, my household convened an emergency session of the Feline Administration to discuss CBD Awareness Month. And the cats had notes.

Piper, Coco, and Tinkerbell marched in like three county commissioners who did not read the briefing packet. But absolutely intend to argue about it. Piper arrived first. She’s was dragging a legal pad she stole from my desk. She hopped onto the coffee table. Cleared her throat and announced, “CBD Awareness Month is important because humans are stressed, chaotic, and prone to hollering at inanimate objects. We must intervene.”

Coco strutted in next. And late on purpose. She believes time is a social construct. And also because she was busy knocking something off a shelf. She plopped down. Tail flicking and said, “CBD is fine. But why do y’all keep buying the expensive treats and then acting surprised when I eat the whole bag?”

Tinkerbell arrived last with the energy of a Southern auntie who already decided the meeting was foolish. But came for the snacks. She sat like a sphinx and declared, “CBD is the plant spirit that keeps y’all from crying in the Walmart parking lot. We support it.”

The Cats’ Official CBD Purposes

According to the Feline Administration, CBD has three sacred functions.

  • Stress & anxiety relief-“Because y’all vibrate like a microwave on popcorn mode.”
  • Chaos reduction-“In theory, though, I’ve seen no evidence.”
  • Increased compliance with feline demands- Tinkerbell insists this is scientifically proven by staring at me until I give her treats.

Then they expanded the list like they were reading off a menu.

  • Calms the humans-“Because y’all vibrate like a cheap motel air conditioner.”
  • Inflammation & pain-“Your knees sound like a haunted rocking chair.”
  • Sleep support-“You need it. We need you to need it.”
  • Mood regulation-“You get dramatic,” all three say in unison.
  • General human foolishness-“Self-explanatory.”

They also want it noted that CBD helps humans stop doom scrolling. Stop overthinking texts. Stop reorganizing the pantry at 3 a.m. and stop crying at dog food commercials. It gives you the ability to forgive yourself for eating an entire sleeve of cookies. And the mystical moment when you realize you are the drama. But also the solution.

Piper hopped onto the table with a binder labeled CBD: A Non‑Psychoactive Situation. Coco dragged in a whiteboard she absolutely cannot read. Tinkerbell arrived late again, ready to deliver a TED Talk titled Calm Down, Human: The Plant Is Legal Now.

Piper began: “CBD is federally legal as long as it comes from hemp and contains less than 0.3% THC. Which means, human, you can stop whispering like you’re buying contraband behind the Piggly Wiggly.”

Coco: “It does not alter your mind. It alters your attitude. And frankly, we support that.”

Tinkerbell: “It’s non‑psychoactive. Which means you’re not getting high. You’re getting functional. You’re getting emotionally moisturized. You’re getting less likely to cry over a dropped chicken nugget.”

The Guidelines (Because Apparently I Needed Rules)

Piper, now self‑appointed Director of Human Regulation, laid out the official policies.

  • Do not give CBD to cats without a vet’s approval. “We are perfect as‑is.”
  • Humans should use CBD responsibly. “Meaning don’t take it and then try to assemble furniture.”
  • CBD is not a personality trait. Tinkerbell says this while staring directly at me.
  • If CBD helps you chill, hydrate, and mind your business, the cats approve. Especially the “mind your business” part.

Then they sat me down like I was on trial.

Piper said, “We’ve observed the pacing. The muttering. The dramatic sighing. And the emotional support snacks. Clearly, CBD awareness is overdue.”

Coco added, “And while we support your journey, we would also like to know why you get the calming treats and we get vibes.”

Tinkerbell stared at me unblinking, like she was reading my aura and finding overdue library books in it. She then hopped onto the altar (my coffee table). Placed one paw on my forehead, and proclaimed:

“May your joints be loose. Your sleep be deep. Your snacks be plentiful. And your spirit be unbothered. May CBD soften your edges but not your boundaries. And may you never, ever forget to refill the treat jar.”

The sage crackled. The ancestors nodded. And the cats declared CBD Awareness Month officially adjourned. Piper knocked over a plant. Coco demanded lunch. Tinkerbell stole my pen. The plant is innocent. The human is the problem. Thanks for reading! Keep medicating.

Affirmation: “I am calm, collected, and legally compliant. I soften my edges, not my boundaries, and I do it with the confidence of a cat who just knocked something over on purpose.”

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Budtender Moment: Skywalker OG Vape Cart Review

“People say stoners forget things. I say we remember what matters.”

-Unknown

Light the charcoal. Sprinkle the sage. Negative energy, go away. Today, I want to tell you about another strain that was one of the first strains that I tried. This packs a punch to the dome and its name is Skywalker OG.

Skywalker OG is a potent indica-dominant hybrid strain. It is a cross between Skywalker x OG Kush. It’s a cross between Blueberry x Mazar-I-Sharif. OG Kush is a cross between Chemdawg x Lemon Thai x Hindu Kush. All of these strains are amazing while standing alone. This is definitely a strain that I see as one of my all-time top cannabis strains. This strain has won two High Times Cannabis Cup awards.

Top terpenes are Myrcene, Limonene, and Caryophyllene. Medical patients report relief from such conditions as chronic pain, insomnia and other sleep disorders, stress, anxiety, mood, and appetite stimulation. I also want to say that this strain is good for PTSD. This one will put you to sleep and helps a lot from chronic pain. If you need a strong strain to help suppress uncomfortable symptoms, this strain is for you. I smoke this as a vape cart. We know that the tastes are different based on it being a solvent  being use to make it. However, I can definitely taste the citrus and pine flavorings. But first make your nest and get comfortable. If you’re a novice smoker, please don’t get to bold. Because it will show you who the boss really is. Thanks for reading! Keep blazin.’

Affirmation: I excel at smoke tricks.

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What Are Terpenes?

“Terpenes can enhance the effects of cannabinoids when combined or take with them.”

-Montana Department of Revenue

Light the charcoal. Sprinkle the sage. Negative energy, go away. Today, I want to talk to you about terpenes. I am going to do my best to break it down in the easiest way possible.

In plants, terpenes are a natural defense against herbivores and pests. They also play a part in the attraction of beneficial organisms ensuring plant survival and reproduction. Some terpenes protect the plants from environmental stressors like heat and UV radiation. They also function as signaling defense mechanisms (www.nature.com, 2025).

Terpenes are organic compounds responsible for the aromas and flavors of cannabis strains and other plants. And cannabis has over 150 identified terpenes in the plant. However, many exist in such low concentrations that  there may not significantly contribute. 

Beyond aromatic qualities terpenes are also studied for therapeutic benefits like pain relief, anti-inflammatory, and anti-anxiety effects, among others. The factors that influence terpene profiles are genetics, growing conditions and the plant’s developmental  stage. Here are a few terpenes and explanations.

§  Myrcene: known for earthy flavors and associated with  pain relief and relaxation. This is one of the main terpenes that I look for in my medicine. It is a  big one that helps with chronic pain.

§  Caryophyllene: has the “pepper like” flavor that also helps with pain relief.

§  Limonene: responsible for the citrusy aroma. And helps with mood elevation.

§  Pinene: correct! This one is responsible for the pine scent which can also help to elevate mood. I will tell you that most of the negative anxiety experiences that I have with cannabis is due to this “panic attack provoker.” And that is why I tend to enjoy hybrids.

§  Linalool: responsible for flora aromas and relaxation. Helps with the ability to combat stress and ease body aches, reduce muscle spasms, relieve pain, and anxiety.

§  Humulene: is used for inflammation and weight control. And helps to tame those terrible munchies.

§  Terpinolene: has been shown to help inhibit tumor growth and have positive effects on cardiovascular disease (www.cannaflower.com, 2021).

Terpenes and other medical benefits:

§  Aromatherapy and Flavoring: Terpenes are used in essential oil, perfumes, and food.

§  Potential Therapeutic Effects: Research indicates potential health benefits include:

o   Anti-inflammatory: Helps with chronic inflammation

o   Analgesic: pain relief

o   Anti-anxiety and antidepressant:they promote calming effects and improve mood. Linalool is found in lavender.

o   Antioxidant: Protects cells against damage

o   Antimicrobial and antifungal combat bacterial and fungal infections

o   Sleep improvements: Terpenes like myrcene have sedating effect and promote relaxation.

o   Neuroprotective effects:Potentially help protect neurons from damage and degradation.

o   Cancer research: Early studies suggest potential anticancer properties (www.medicalnewstoday.com, 2025).

All these points describe how the terpenes in cannabis and other plants can be so helpful to us and to our ecosystem. I invite you to know the terpenes that work best for you even if you are not personally use cannabis. They are an essential part in healing and management of various debilitating conditions. Thanks for reading! And Know Your Terpenes!

Affirmation: I will allow myself to accept my pain today and embrace the things that relieve it.

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Budtender Moment: Afghan Kush Strain Review

“I don’t rise and shine. I wake and bake.”

-Unknown

Light the charcoal. Sprinkle the sage. Negative energy go away. Today, I want to tell you about another strain that is a grassroots strain for us. Its name is Afghan Kush.

Afghan Kush aka Afghan OG is a pure indica. And it’s origins are that it’s a landrace strain from the Hindu Kush mountain range in Afghanistan. And specifically, it’s the area near the Pakistan border, specifically thriving in the Amu Darya River Valley. It’s considered one of the original cannabis indica types. And it was introduced to Western breeders via the “Hippie Trail” in the 1960s and 70s. I did get a strong taste of pepper in my bud. But the flavor profile includes an herbal, pine, spicy, sweet, and woody notes. A definite must have in your stash.

Patients report relief from  chronic pain, depression, insomnia, loss of appetite, migraines, PMS, PTSD, and stress. And I can attest to each one of these. Afghan Kush is a very heavy and potent indica. And it’s so strong that you don’t just have “couchlock,” you become a space cadet. So, it’s not a strain that I would recommend for daytime use. Please keep in mind that each grow will be different and the flower’s effects will differ depending on which region of the country that the plant is grown. Thanks for reading! Keep blazin.’

Affirmation: With each inhale, I return to myself.

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Things I Trust More Than This Administration: Like That One Edible That Had Me Speaking to Furniture

“When the world feels wobbly, I let the sage smoke rise. The blunt burn slow. And the ancestors remind me that clarity don’t come from chaos. It comes from choosing yourself on purpose.”

-This Puzzled Life

Light the charcoal. Sprinkle the sage. Let the smoke rise like it’s filing a complaint with HR on my behalf. Lord, every time I look at the folks allegedly “in charge,” my spirit does that little Windows‑98 error noise. You know the one bloop. It’s the sound of a system that is absolutely not okay.

So gather ‘round. I have rolled up. Prayed up. Saged the corners. Bribed my ancestors with a honey bun. And I am finally ready to discuss the one topic that keeps my spirit doing the Electric Slide in confusion. Things I trust more than whatever leadership situation we’re all pretending ain’t on fire. And listen. If you hear a lighter flick in the background, mind your business. That’s just me preparing my emotional support indica before I say something that gets me banned from the family group chat again.

I did what any responsible Southern stoner‑sage‑wielding citizen would do. I bribed them with a honey bun all while saying, “Y’all help me make a list of things I trust more than this whole leadership situation.” And the list came out longer than a CVS receipt.

1. A Pre‑Rolled Joint From a Gas Station in Rural Mississippi

At least that joint is honest about what it is. It’s questionable. Crunchy. And probably packed by somebody named Scooter who listens to Creed unironically. Leadership? They’ll smile in your face while handing you a bag of oregano and calling it “premium.”

2. My Lighter With Only One Flick Left

You know that lighter. The one that’s been through the wash twice. Has teeth marks on the cap. And only works if you whisper sweet nothings to it. Yep, I trust that lighter more than any decision made in a conference room with fluorescent lighting and no snacks.

 3. A Stranger’s Edible Math

“Yeah girl, it’s only 10mg.” Lies. It’s 400mg and a prayer. But even then? I trust that mystery brownie more than I trust any group of people who say “We’ve got everything under control.” While the metaphorical kitchen is actively on fire.

4. My Cat’s Judgment

My cat once tried to fight a ceiling fan. My cat also once tried to eat a ghost. My cat has never paid a bill. Filed a form. Or successfully minded her business. And yet? I trust her decision‑making more than I trust any committee that uses the phrase “thoughts and prayers” as a policy plan.

5. A Seed I Found in the Bottom of a Random Bag

Will it grow? Will it be mids? Will it turn into a sentient plant that judges me for eating Hot Cheetos at 2 a.m.? Who knows! But at least that seed has potential. Leadership? They still trying to figure out how to plug in the charger.

6. The Edible I Swore I’d Never Eat Again

You know the one. The one that had you talking to your ancestors, your ex, and a lamp you thought was Beyoncé. And yet I still trust that edible more than I trust any “official plan” that starts with “We’re looking into it.”

7. A Blunt Rolled by Somebody Who Says “I Don’t Really Smoke Like That”

It’s gonna canoe. It’s gonna fall apart. It’s gonna look like a sad, lopsided burrito. But at least it’s not pretending to be competent.

8. The Weather App in Mississippi

It’ll tell you it’s sunny while a tornado is literally knocking on your door like, “Y’all got a minute?” And STILL. I trust that app more than I trust any leadership that can’t decide if they’re helping, hurting, or just vibing in chaos.

At the end of the day, cannabis has never lied to me. It has never overpromised. It has never told me to “stay calm” while doing the exact opposite behind my back. Cannabis shows up. Does what it says it’s gonna do. And lets me process the world with a little more clarity, humor, and mercy. If leadership wants that kind of trust? They better start acting more like a well‑cured eighth. And less like a broken vape pen at a music festival.

And that’s where we’re at people. The honesty of a strain label that actually matches the effects. And the reliability of a lighter that doesn’t ghost you on the first flick. I’ll be over here placing my trust in my cat’s chaotic spiritual discernment. And that one edible that had me speaking fluent ancestor for six hours straight. At least they don’t pretend to have a plan. And that’s on Mary, Joseph, and the Holy Trinity of THC. Blunt lit. Sage still smoking. Thanks for reading! Keep blazin’ and resisting.

Affirmation: “I trust my intuition, my boundaries, and my peace. I move through this world grounded, protected, and lit from within like good herb on a good day.”

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Part 2: Stretching Your Stash Because Symptoms Don’t Wait for Payday

“Healing on a budget isn’t a struggle. It’s a skill set. And baby, I’m out here coupon clipping my way to peace.”

-This Puzzled Life

 Welcome to Part 2 of the Frugal Stoner’s Guide. It’s where we stretch cannabis like it’s Sunday dinner and make every milligram count. Because let’s be honest. The only thing worse than symptoms is symptoms and being broke. Grab your snacks, your sense of humor, and whatever dignity you have left after your last edible incident. We’re diving in.

7. Download Weedmaps

This app shows you what’s available in your area. It’s basically the GPS of cannabis minus the judgment.

8. Check Dispensary Websites for Sales

Refresh those menus like you’re stalking Black Friday deals. 30–50% off is common, and your wallet will thank you.

9. Stock Up During Cannabis Holidays

420, 7/11, and 11/30 are the holy trinity of cannabis sales. Save your points. Save your money. Save your sanity.

10. Attend Cannabis Events

Companies hand out free goodies depending on state laws. They give out things such as rolling trays, shirts, lighters, stickers. Plus, you get to talk to reps and other patients who will gladly tell you what worked for them and what sent them to the shadow realm.

11. Learn Which Products Work for Your Condition

Edibles are great for stomach issues or smoke‑free situations. But dosing? Oh, honey. Dosing is a journey. Do NOT take the whole edible at once. I did that once. Forty‑five minutes later, I was locked into the couch for 16 hours and spiritually misplaced my own butt. Start small. Wait an hour. Never say, “This is weak.” That phrase has ruined many lives.

12. Concentrates for Breakthrough Symptoms

Concentrates are discreet, fast‑acting, and don’t cling to your clothes like flower. If someone claims they can smell it, they’re lying or dramatic. Unless you blow vapor directly into someone’s face, they won’t smell a thing.

13. Distillate vs. Rosin

  • Distillate: fast, strong, short‑lived
  • Rosin/resin: full plant, longer‑lasting, more therapeutic

Symptoms don’t wait for convenient moments. That’s why I always keep a device with me.

14. Shake: The Budget Hero

Shake is the clearance rack of cannabis. It’s  not pretty, but still powerful. Smoke it, cook with it, infuse it. It’s the best bang for your buck.

At the end of the day, medical cannabis shouldn’t feel like a luxury purchase you have to whisper about at the register. It should feel accessible, doable, and like the relief your body has been begging for. And not a financial jump scare. Stretch your dollars like leftover cornbread. And ignore anyone who reacts to your medication like you just announced you’re joining a biker gang. This plant is helping people reclaim their lives, their peace, and their sanity every single day. And if someone doesn’t like it? Tell them to take it up with your symptom relief, because that’s the only thing making decisions around here. Budget smart. Medicate boldly. Live unbothered. Thanks for reading! Keep blazin.’ 

Affirmation: I honor my body, my limits, and my bank account. I deserve relief that fits my life, my budget, and my joy.”

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Budtender Moment: OG Kush Strain Review

“If you can’t remember my name, just call me ‘indica,’ I’ll still put you down.”

-Unknown

Light the charcoal. Sprinkle the sage. Negative energy go away. Today, I want to tell you about another strain that when you talk about cannabis this strain will likely be discussed. And it’s the classic and very wonderful OG Kush strain.

OG Kush is an 80/20 indica-dominant hybrid strain. It’s a cross between Chemdawg x Lemon Thai x Hindu Kush. Chemdawg is believed to be from Thai and Nepalese landrace strains. However, the exact lineage is unknown. And it’s also said to originate from bag seed found at a  Grateful Dead concert in the 90s. Lemon Thai is a cross between a classic Thai landrace strain. And it’s crossed by Dutch Flowers x Hawaiian sativa. Hindu Kush is a landrace strain from the Hindu mountain range. This strains origins start in Florida. The “OG” is sometimes called “Original Gangster, “ “Ocean Grown” or “Original Grower.” And it’s known to be a foundational strain. Matt “Bubba” Berger cultivated the strain from an accidental cross involving Lemon Thai x Chemdawg. Berger then brought the genetics to Los Angeles in 1996. Josh Del Rosso refined its cultivation and distribution thereby solidifying its legendary status.

Top terpenes in this strain are Myrcene, Limonene, Caryophyllene, Linalool, and Pinene. Patients report relief from stress, anxiety, chronic pain, insomnia, depression, and appetite loss. This strain is perfect for breakthrough pain. This strain is perfect for breakthrough pain. “Couchlock” is readily available even without being asked. So not one to use during the day unless you have time for the effects to wear off before doing an activity. Oh, and keep the Cheetos available for mass consumption. Please keep in mind that each grow will be different and the flower’s effects will differ depending on which region of the country that the plant is grown. Thanks for reading! Keep blazin.’

Affirmation: The plant guides me toward clarity, not escape.

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Medical Cannabis on a Budget: My Wallet Said ‘Girl, Be Serious.’

“Healing shouldn’t require a credit check. Sometimes the best medicine is the one you can actually afford. And the peace of mind that comes with it.”

-This Puzzled Life

Light the charcoal. Sprinkle the sage. Let’s go ahead and address the elephant in the dispensary. Medical cannabis is healing, holy, and helpful. But the prices? The prices are giving “Are you sure you don’t want to just suffer instead?” energy. I walked in once, saw the total, and my debit card tried to crawl out of my wallet like, “Absolutely not, ma’am. I was not built for this.”

But here’s the truth. Nobody should choose between relief and rent. Nobody should be out here raw‑dogging life because the dispensary menu looks like a luxury steakhouse. So today, we’re talking about how to medicate on a budget without selling plasma, pawning your air fryer, or pretending you suddenly love CBD-only gummies. Grab your spreadsheet, your sense of humor, and whatever dignity you have left after your last edible incident. Because we’re going in.

For those of us who need this medication, sometimes the prices can be overwhelming. But no one should miss out on the opportunity to heal with natural medications because of money. And getting into the cannabis lifestyle can be overwhelming on this life adventure. I have been a cannabis patient for many years. And here are some of the things that have proven to be advantageous while feeling my way through the industry.

1. If People Judge You, Let Them Judge From Over There

If you have conservative friends or family who condemn you for using this medication, go ahead and create some distance. Their comments are rooted in outdated propaganda and vibes from the “Reefer Madness” era. You don’t need that energy. You need relief.

2. Find a Budtender and Let Them Teach You

When you’re new, find a budtender who knows their stuff. Most of them genuinely understand the products and can help you figure out what works for your symptoms. Think of them as your cannabis tour guide minus the khaki shorts and megaphone.

3. Try Indica, Sativa, and Hybrid. Then Pay Attention

Everyone’s body responds differently. Try all three categories and notice which one helps you the most. This isn’t a personality quiz. This is survival.

4. Make a Spreadsheet Like the Organized Stoner You’re Becoming

Yes, a spreadsheet. Yes, it will save your sanity. Include things like strain name, type (indica, sativa, hybrid), product type (flower, edible, vape, concentrate), lineage, terpenes, effects, brand, dispensary, and your personal notes. After a while, you’ll start seeing patterns. If you like two strains with the same terpenes, chances are you’ll like others with those same terpenes. This is how you stop guessing and start shopping smart.

5. Write Down What You Actually Think

Don’t be shy. Write your honest opinions. Did it help? Did it flop? Did it make you clean your entire house at 2 a.m. or contemplate the meaning of life? Write it down.

6. Start With Prerolls and Rotate Them Like a Pro

Prerolls are budget‑friendly and great for beginners. I keep a rotation because your body adjusts to new strains every 3–4 days. Rotating helps with symptoms and keeps your tolerance from climbing Mount Everest. This saves money and keeps your medication effective.

This type of medical treatment isn’t for everyone, and that’s okay. But for many of us, this plant is saving our lives every single day. As you learn more and grow more comfortable, you can explore fancier tools and devices. All at your own pace and within your financial lane. Healing should feel accessible, empowering, and sustainable. And with the right strategies, it absolutely can be.

At the end of the day, medical cannabis shouldn’t feel like a financial hostage situation. It should feel accessible, empowering, and like the relief you’ve been searching for. And not a punishment for having symptoms on a Tuesday. So, take your time. Learn about your products. Stretch your dollars. And ignore anyone still reacting like the church ladies just spotted a bare ankle about “the Devil’s Lettuce.” This plant is saving lives, easing pain, calming storms, and giving people their quality of life back every single day. And if anyone has a problem with that? Tell them to take it up with your symptom relief, because that’s the only thing running this show. Budget smart. Medicate wisely. Live loudly. Stay tuned for the second part of this blog with more useful information. Thanks for reading! And feel free to ask me any questions.

Affirmation: I honor my body, my budget, and my boundaries. I deserve relief. I deserve clarity. And I can navigate this cannabis journey with confidence, wisdom, and a whole lot of humor.”

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Budtender Moment: Runtz Strain Review

“I’m not lazy. I’m on energy‑saving mode.”

-Unknown

Light the charcoal. Sprinkle the sage. Negative energy go away. Today, I want to tell you about a strain that is popular with so many users. It is the omnipotent Runtz strain.

Runtz is a balanced hybrid that is a cross between Zkittlez x Gelato. Zkittlez is a cross between Grape Ape x Grapefruit x Secret Unknown strain. Gelato is a cross between Sunset Sherbet x Thin Mint Girl Scout Cookies. Runtz is known for its candy flavoring. And the sweetness flows through me with each inhale. This is a strain that wasn’t created until 2017 in the Bay Area of California by the “Runtz Crew.” These people include Ray Bama, Nick, and rapper Yung LB. The strain was named Leafly’s “Strain of the Year” in 2020.

Top terpenes in this strain are B-Caryophyllene, Limonene, and Linalool. Patients report relief from pain, inflammation, anxiety, depression, mood swings, insomnia, appetite loss, nausea, low motivation, and fatigue. Please keep in mind that each grow will be different and the flower’s effects will differ depending on which region of the country that the plant is grown. Thanks for reading! Keep blazin.’

Affirmation: My body softens, my mind opens, and my spirit settles.

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Budtender Moment: Blue Dream Strain Review

“I’m high on life. Oh, wait, sorry, that’s just marijuana.”

-Unknown

Light the charcoal. Sprinkle the sage. Negative energy go away. And since tomorrow is Child Abuse Awareness and the ribbon is blue, I want to talk to you about one of my favorite strains for PTSD called Blue Dream.

This strain I was introduced in the early days of figuring out the state’s cannabis program. While Blue Dream is a slightly sativa-dominant hybrid. If you’ve been a survivor with PTSD, you understand how very uncomfortable the visual and audio overstimulation can be. It slowly engulfs you until something is able to break the forward motion of those symptoms. This strain is one that does just that for me.

Let’s look at this strain’s lineage. Blue Dream is a 60/40 sativa-dominant cross between Blueberry x Haze. Blueberry is a cross between Purple Thai x Afghan. Haze are landrace strains, which are naturally grown in the wild with no genetic manipulation from Mexican, Colombian, Thai,  and South Indian decent. Typically, the hazy strains can taste like a sweaty sock. One of the best things about this strain is that blueberry flavoring is strong enough to offset the hazy flavors. And it lasts from packed bowl to last toke. But despite the sativa side, that hazy indica comes through to help quell anxiety provoking effects.

The top terpenes in this strain are Myrcene, Pinene, and Caryophyllene. The medical benefits include chronic stress, chronic pain, depression, and sleep disorders. This strain is perfect for a one-gram attitude adjustment. Make this strain a staple in your cannabis medicine cabinet. Thanks for reading! And keep blazin.’

Affirmation: I treat myself like I’m my kindest, best bud.

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