Lighting Charcoal for Jack Herer and Accidentally Summoning My Cats

“Some celebrations are planned. And others are summoned by sage, chaos, and creatures with no respect for gravity.”

-This Puzzled Life

 Light the charcoal. Sprinkle the sage. Today, my friend, we are not merely celebrating a birthday. We are honoring the patron saint of mellow chaos himself. Jack Herer, the botanical Benjamin Franklin of “everybody calm down and drink some water.” And of course, my cats have taken this as a personal invitation to behave like they’re hosting the Met Gala of herbal enlightenment.

The moment I lit that charcoal and waved the sage like I was clearing out 300 years of generational foolishness, Piper strutted into the room wearing the energy of a cat who has absolutely Googled “how to roll a joint with no thumbs.” Coco followed behind her, pupils dilated like she’d just seen God or a laser pointer. Tinkerbell brought up the rear, dragging a toy mouse like an offering to the ancestors. I said to them, “Girls, we are honoring Jack Herer, not summoning him.” But they were already in full celebration mode.

Tinkerbell hopped onto the coffee table. Sat directly in front of the incense. And closed her eyes like she was leading a guided meditation for stressed-out houseplants. Every few minutes she’d crack one eye open to make sure I was watching her be spiritual. She’s the only cat I know who can turn a birthday celebration into a TED Talk.

Coco wandered into the kitchen. Opened the cabinet (don’t ask me how). And dragged out a bag of Temptations like she was preparing for a munchies marathon. Then she sat in the middle of the floor and stared at me with the intensity of a cat who suddenly understands the universe. She blinked slowly, which I think meant, I have transcended. Bring snacks.

Piper decided Jack Herer’s birthday was the perfect time to knock over every plant I own. Every. Single. One. She strutted through the living room like a tiny, furry botanist who had just discovered gravity. Then she sat in the dirt. And was very proud of herself. Just like she had personally cultivated the strain.

By the time the celebration reached its peak, the cats were sprawled across the couch like three exhausted festivalgoers who had eaten too much. And spiritually ascended at least twice. I sat there too. Sage still smoldering. Charcoal still glowing. And wondering how Jack Herer would feel knowing his birthday had turned my living room into a Southern-fried cat commune. Honestly? He’d probably nod, smile, and say, “Yeah that tracks.”

And just like that Tinkerbell knocked over the incense. Coco stole the snacks. Piper ate a leaf. And I realized that this household doesn’t need Jack Herer to get lifted. We stay elevated. Thanks for reading! And Happy Birthday, Jack Herer!

 Affirmation: I honor the wild, the sacred, and the ridiculous in equal measure. My life stays blessed, messy, and beautifully mine.

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Happy Birthday, Jack Herer!

“The only dead bodies from marijuana are in the prison and at the hands of the police. This is ridiculous.”

-Jack Herer

Light the charcoal. Sprinkle the sage. Negative energy go away. Today, is another day this observed within cannabis culture. It’s the birthday of the great Jack Herer. He was another name associated with cannabis that represents a “front runner” in the movement. So much, in fact, that there is a cannabis strain named after him that is often sought after.

Jack Herer was born June 18. 1939 and died April 15, 2010. He is sometimes referred to as the “Emperor of Hemp.” He founded and served as director of the organization Help End Marijuana Prohibition (H.E.M.P.) which functioned as a voice for the legalization movement. We truly would not be where we are today with cannabis without activists like Jack Herer. He became a legend within the cannabis community.

His first experience with cannabis was at the age of thirty. And he smoked a strain that he called “the Sammy Davis Jr. strain” of Acapulco Gold. His friends would call him “a most vigorous zealot.” He  made a commitment with his friend and business partner Ed Adair that they would continue working on the California Marijuana Initiative until cannabis was legalized, or until they were 84 years old, or until death.

He co-authored G.R.A.S.S.: Great Revolutionary American Standard System. It was a guide for assisting in recognition of cannabis quality. It was a widely read cartoon strip. And went viral by today’s standards. He also opened the world’s first hemp store in Venice Beach and was revered as a god of sorts. He would test his hand at other types of items within the culture and also launched campaigns for cannabis legalization. He authored a book called The Emperor Wears No Clothes published in 1985. The book looked at all the reasons that hemp was criminalized. He died at the age of 70, which was six years, prior to The Adult Use of Marijuana Act of 2016 being passed which legalized personal use and cultivations of cannabis for anyone 21 years or older in the state of California. He died from complications of a heart attack in 2009.

The strain Jack Herer is an exceedingly popular sativa dominant strain. Sensi Seeds, a Dutch cannabis seed bank, cultivated the coveted Jack Herer strain in 1985. The origins are thought to be from Haze, Northern Light #5 and Shiva Skunk. It usually runs anywhere from 15%-24% THC. It typically has an orange-lemon scent emitting a dark pine flavor. Totally seventies in my opinion. People report a well-balanced head and body high that leaves them feeling relaxed. It’s also particularly good strain helping with creativity and sociability for day-time use. It helps to reinvigorate energy, focus and relaxation. And it is a good strain for both novice and experienced consumers (cannaculturecollective.com, 2025).

I hope you understand why this name is consider synonymous with cannabis culture. I have used the strain many times and totally agree with the information I found regarding the effects. Thank you so much Jack Herer for your contribution towards cannabis legalization. And a Happy Birthday to you! Thanks for reading!

Affirmation: I am ready to have another uplifting, productive day.

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