Budtender Moment: Mule Fuel Strain Review

“I don’t smoke weed to escape reality. I smoke it to make reality funnier.”

-Unknown

Light the charcoal. Sprinkle the sage. Negative energy go away. Today, I want to talk to you about one of th3 stinkiest strains that I’ve come across. And its name is Mule Fuel.

Mule Fuel is a 90/10 very heavy indica hybrid. This strain is a cross between Lurch x GMO (GMO Cookies). Lurch is  a cross between Grape Ape x Ghost OG. GMO is a cross between GSC (Girl Scout Cookies) x Chemdawg. This strain has the aroma and taste of both diesel and skunk. And if you know anything about the GMO strain, you know that it stands for Garlic, Mushrooms and Onions. And that, my friend is not a strain that would be easily smoked in public in an attempt to be indiscriminate. It will stink up anything around you.

The major terpenes with this strain are Terpinolene, Myrcene and Caryophyllene. The medical benefits with this strain provide relief from conditions such as chronic stress, anxiety, insomnia, nightmares, chronic pain, and depression. And I can attest to the potency and relief that I get from this strain. Accompanying the smell and aroma are some hard-core munchies and the dreaded “couch lock.”

This strain is one where you need to be prepared to take a nice cannabis nap. I would not suggest this strain for an amateur smoker. This is a strain with very heavy effects. Use it sparingly as a little goes a long way. Thanks for reading! Keep blazin.’

Affirmation: Every joint I roll is perfect.

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Budtender Moment: Ghost Vapor OG Strain Review

“It’s hard to be mean when you’re stoned.”

-Bill Lee, Naked Lunch

 Light the charcoal. Sprinkle the sage. Negative energy go away. Today, I want to share a strain that keeps with the image of Halloween. It’s a paranormal strain known as Ghost Vapor OG. This little beauty is one to help keep you beautifully high.

Ghost Vapor OG is an indica-dominant hybrid cross between Purple Punch x Ghost OG. And if we want to dive into the “grandparent” strains, Purple Punch is a cross of Grandaddy Purple x Larry OG. And Ghost OG is a cross of Afghani Indica x OG Kush. It’s said to be similar to the strain Brue Banner. Top terpenes are a-Bisabolol, B-Myrcene, and a-Pinene. There is supposed to be a heavy pine taste. However, I’m using a  concentrated vape cart. The taste has zero pine taste. It has a sweet taste instead. 

On a 5 scale this product is a solid 4. It’s one that needs to be used with caution with novice users. The medical effects include treating anxiety, stress and also helps with depression. I also used it for chronic pain. And it’s said to also be good for the pain of arthritis, headaches and back pain. And I totally agree. Thanks for reading! Keep smiling. And keep blazin’!

Affirmation: I am worthy of being hydrated, high, and happy.

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