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Budtender Moment: Dirty Bird Strain Review

“Dirty Bird doesn’t chirp. It hums low. Settles deep. And reminds you that peace is a posture.”

-This Puzzled Life

Light the charcoal. Sprinkle the sage. Today, we’re talking about a strain called Dirty Bird. It’s a strain that struts into the sesh like it owns the whole damn yard.

Dirty Bird is a hybrid with a swagger: balanced enough to keep you upright, bold enough to make you forget you ever had tension in your shoulders. This is porch‑sittin,’ gossip‑spillin,’ “tell me why the ancestors are tapping on the screen door again” weed.

Dirty Bird is a cross between Gelato 41 x GMO Cookies. Gelato 41 is a cross between Sunset Sherbet × Thin Mint GSC. GMO Cookies is a cross between Chemdawg × GSC. This family tree is basically a reunion where everyone brought something potent, delicious, and slightly chaotic. This strain tastes like a cold brew with a splash of sweet cream. A hint of earthy funk (the good kind, the “my cousin plays bass in a soul band” kind). Peppery spice on the exhale. And a lingering sweetness that feels like dessert you didn’t plan for but absolutely deserved.

Dirty Bird’s terpene trio hits like a Southern auntie with opinions. It’s a combination of Caryophyllene, Limonene, and Myrcene. Some grows also see Linalool represented. Together they create a vibe that’s equal parts “let’s talk about our feelings” and “let’s not do too much.” Dirty Bird helps with stress, mood, mild pain reduction, appetite, and social anxiety.

Please keep in mind that depending on differences in grows depends on what area of the country it is grown in. Ther will also be slight differences depending on when, where the plant was grown. Thanks for reading! And keep blazin.’ Have you tried this strain?

Affirmation: I honor my softness, strength, and the space between. I rise steady, grounded, and whole.

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Budtender Moment: Pineapple Pizza Strain Review

“Balance isn’t about choosing one flavor. It’s about letting sweet and savory dance on the same tongue.”

-This Puzzled Life

 Light the charcoal. Sprinkle the sage. Today we’re talking about Pineapple Pizza. It’s the strain that proves cannabis genetics can be chaotic. Delicious. And slightly disrespectful to Italians all at once.

Pineapple Pizza is considered a 70/30 sativa-hybrid. It’s a cross between Scentuous × PuTang. Scentuous is a cross between Lemon Cheesecake × Purple Pineapple Express #4. Pu Tang is a cross between Star Pupil x Tangie. A true middle‑path strain that balances uplift with body ease, like a stoner trying to decide between yoga or DoorDash. The flavors are sweet grilled pineapple, sweet tomato, herbal cheese, pineapple, tropical notes, and a little tropical sunshine. It also has a finish that tastes like someone dropped a slice of pizza on a beach towel. But in a good way. When I first opened the flower it smelled completely like oregano. That’s not in the flavor profile. But it absolutely, also tasted like oregano.

The terpenes in this strain are terpinolene, myrcene, and limonene. Together they create a terpene symphony that says, “Yes, you can be both tropical and savory. Duality is real. Pineapple Pizza may support appetite, chronic fatigue, depression, stress, and nausea reduction. This is the strain you smoke when you want to feel like you’re on vacation but still need to fold laundry.

Please keep in mind that depending on differences in grows depends on what area of the country it is grown in. Ther will also be slight differences depending on when, where the plant was grown. Thanks for reading! And keep blazin.’ Have you tried this strain?

Affirmation: I honor my contradictions. I am allowed to be sweet, bold, weird, joyful, and whole all at once.

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Budtender Moment: Crunchberry Strain Review

“Cannabis doesn’t make you lazy. It make you reconsider the point of rushing.”

-Unknown

Light the charcoal. Sprinkle the sage. Negative energy go away. Today, I want to tell you about a strain known as Crunchberry.

Crunchberry is an indica-dominant hybrid cross between Triple OG x Blueberry. Triple OG is a 3-way cross  between Triangle Kush x Constantine x Master Yoda. Blueberry is a cross between Afghani x Thai. And this strain is both strong and tasty. I instantly got the taste of some type of berry. But before I could determine which one, that hard hitting cannabis hug enveloped me.

The top terpenes in this strain are Myrcene, Caryophyllene, and Pinene. Patients report relief from chronic pain, stress, anxiety, insomnia, and appetite loss. And I can definitely attest to all of these. This strain is powerful. And currently, the old “couch lock” is upon me. Accompanied by some hard-core munchies. If you need a strain that is strong enough to make you submissive, crunchberry will definitely get you there. Thanks for reading! Keep blazin.’

Affirmation: I allow the calming effect to wash over me, easing stress and opening up my focus.

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Budtender Moment: Apples and Bananas Strain Review

“Weed is the friend that doesn’t  mind if you cancel plans.”

-Unknown

Light the charcoal. Sprinkle the sage. Negative energy go away. Today, I want to tell you about a cannabis strain called Apples and Bananas. Nothing says spring time and fresh fruit like this strain.

Apples and Bananas is an indica-dominant balanced hybrid that is a four-way cross between Platinum Cookies x Grandaddy Purple x Blue Power x Gelati. Platinum Cookies is a cross between OG Kush x Durban Poison. Grandaddy Purple is a cross between Purple Urkle x Big Bud. Blue Power is a cross between Sour Double x Master Kush x The White x Blue Moonshine. Gelati is a cross between Gelato x Biscotti. This strain is simply sweet and fruity.

The top terpenes in this strain are Myrcene, Limonene, and Caryophyllene. Other combinations of this strain also have Linalool in them. Patients report relief from conditions such as anxiety, depression, stress, insomnia, appetite loss, nausea, muscle spasms, cramps,  PTSD and pain. The effects for me seem indica dominant. However, try it for yourself and watch the stress melt away. Thanks for reading! Keep blazin.’

Affirmation: I am full of joy and optimism today.

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Budtender Moment: Gushers Strain Review

“Gushers is the strain that reminds you joy doesn’t have to be complicated. Sometimes it’s just fruit‑flavored and waiting on you.”

-This Puzzled Life

Light the charcoal. Sprinkle the sage. Let the smoke rise like it’s clocking in for its shift. Today we’re calling in the spirit of Gushers. It’s the strain that tastes like somebody melted a bag of fruit snacks on the dashboard of a ’98 Corolla and somehow made it holy.

Gushers is a 60/40 indica-hybrid. Not the kind that can’t make up its mind. This one knows exactly who it is. It’s a laid‑back, fruit‑forward, body‑melting hybrid. And walks into the room wearing Crocs and still pulls focus. This strain is a cross between Gelato #41 × Triangle Kush. Gelato #41 is a cross between Sunset Sherbet × Thin Mint GSC. And Triangle Kush is a cross between Emerald Triangle OG × Hindu Kush. Gushers tastes like fruit snacks, sweet berry syrup, tropical candy, and a whisper of earthy kush on the exhale. It’s the strain equivalent of someone handing you a Capri Sun and saying, “You look like you need this.”

The terpene profile is Caryophyllene, Limonene, and Linalool. Together they create a vibe that’s equal parts candy aisle and meditation pillow. Patients reach for this strain to help with chronic stress, anxiety, mild to moderate pain, mood swings, appetite support, and end‑of‑day decompression. This is a strain that doesn’t rush you. It just hands you a blanket and says, “Baby, breathe.”

Please keep in mind that depending on differences in grows depends on what area of the country it is grown in. Ther will also be slight differences depending on when, where the plant was grown. Thanks for reading! And keep blazin.’ Have you tried this strain?

Affirmation: I allow sweetness to find me. I soften. I settle. And I let my body remember ease.

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Budtender Moment: Zookies Strain Review

“The first time I smoked, I didn’t get high, but I did end up going to McDonald’s.”

-Unknown

Light the charcoal. Sprinkle the sage. Negative energy go away. Today, I want to talk to you about the strain known as Zookies by Max Harvest

Instantly this strain makes an impact. Some strains might be slow to take effect, but this one doesn’t. Let’s look at the genetics. Zookies is a 50/50 hybrid cross between Animal Cookies x Gorilla Glue #4. Animal cookies is a cross of Girl Scout Cookies x Fire OG. Gorilla Glue #4 is a cross between Chem’s Sister x Sour Dubb x Chocolate Diesel.

This strain is loaded with terpenes such as Caryophyllene, Limonene, Myrcene, Linalool and Humulene. The medical benefits include relief from insomnia, chronic pain, depression, muscle spasms, cramps, nausea, and appetite loss. This strain lives up to it’s reputation as an overall great strain. The indica side of this strain is very potent. However, there’s enough sativa to still be able to be productive. But use in moderation as “couch lock” is possible and happening as I write. Thanks for reading! And keep blazin.’

Affirmation: Cannabis helps me find peace.

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Budtender Moment: Triple Scoop Strain Review

“High? I prefer the term “vertically blessed.”

-Unknown

Light the charcoal. Sprinkle the sage. Negative energy go away. Today, I want to tell you about a strain that has one of the most flavorful profiles that I’ve tried thus far. Standby. Because I have a lot of information to cover. And the people in the Pride community who are in throughly relationships, this one’s for you. The name of the strain is Triple Scoop.

Triple Scoop is a 60/40 indica-dominant hybrid strain. It’s lineage is a three way cross between Super Silver Haze x Grape LA x Sorbet. Super Silver Haze is a 3-way cross between Skunk x Northern Lights x Haze. Talk about grassroots genetics. Grape La is a cross between Grapefruit x LA Confidential. Sorbet strains are a cross of 4 sativa strains that are Mexican, Colombian, Thai, and South Indian strains that are not identified. There is also another version that has more of the indica effects are a cross between Gelato #33 x 2 Scoops. From the rip you get the strong taste of fruit. The actual flavor profile is a sweet and creamy vanilla combined with fresh berries and citrus fruit. But I felt like I was full face down in a fruit bowl.

The top terpenes are B-Myrcene, B-Caryophyllene, and Linalool. Patients report relief from stress, anxiety, depression, minor aches and pains, inflammation, nausea, appetite loss, fatigue, and mood swings. The effects are very relaxing. But not too heavy to cause ‘couch lock’ at moderate levels. Please keep in mind that each grow will be different and the flower’s effects will differ depending on which region of the country that the plant is grown. Thanks for reading! Keep blazin.’

Affirmation: If my day starts with a wake and bake, it has to be a good day.

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Budtender Moment: Plum Crazy Strain Review

“Some people meditate. I medicate.”

-Unknown

Light the charcoal. Sprinkle the sage. Negative energy go away. Today, I want to tell you about a strain that goes along with Mental Health Awareness Month. And its name is Plum Crazy.

Plum Crazy is an 80/20 indica-dominant hybrid that is a cross between Original Blueberry x Purple Afghani. Original Blueberry is a cross between Afghani x Thai. And Purple Afghani is a cross between Afghani x Purple Kush. This strain has a very distinct blueberry taste. That also has the capability to mellow you out.

Top terpenes in this strain are B-Myrcene, B-Caryophyllene, and Limonene. Patients report relief from conditions like PTSD, insomnia, chronic fatigue, appetite loss, and nausea. Despite it’s indica dominance, it’s not crazy strong. But I would still use it in moderation. For me, any strain that has  Blueberry genetics works great on PTSD for me. I like it a little stronger, but this one is still very good medicine. This is a nice relaxing strain that’s perfect right before bedtime. Please keep in mind that each grow will be different and the flower’s effects will differ depending on which region of the country that the plant is grown. Thanks for reading! Keep blazin.’

Affirmation: I find comfort and tranquility within myself.

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Budtender Moment: Mango Mintality Strain Review

“Still here. Still healing. Still rolling.”

-Unknown

Light the charcoal. Sprinkle the sage. Negative energy go away. Today, I want to tell you about a strain that is perfect for mental health awareness. Its name is Mango Mintality.

Mango Mintality is a 70/30 indica-dominant hybrid. It is a cross between Gush Mintz x Mango Haze. Gush Mintz is a cross between Kush Mints x F1 Durb x Gushers. Mango Haze is s cross between Skunk x Northern Lights #5 x Haze. This strain is said to have a predominant mango flavor. I, however, taste the mint as the dominant flavor.

Top terpenes in this strain are B-Myrcene, Guaiol, and Eucalyptol. Guaiol is a terpene that’s responsible for anti-inflammatory, antioxidant, and anxiolytic effects. Typically, it’s used as a medicine that treats arthritis and gout. Eucalyptol is a terpene that is also used as an anti-inflammatory and respiratory support. 

Patients report relief from stress, depression, mood swings, appetite loss, and nausea. Even though this strain is considered very indica-dominant, this is a strain that I can use during the day. And it will definitely give you a nice attitude adjustment that both you and others will appreciate. Please keep in mind that each grow will be different and the flower effects, terpenes and genetics will differ depending on which region of the country that the plant is grown. Thanks for reading! Keep blazin.’

Affirmation: Creativity flows through me without force.

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Budtender Moment: Skywalker OG Vape Cart Review

“People say stoners forget things. I say we remember what matters.”

-Unknown

Light the charcoal. Sprinkle the sage. Negative energy, go away. Today, I want to tell you about another strain that was one of the first strains that I tried. This packs a punch to the dome and its name is Skywalker OG.

Skywalker OG is a potent indica-dominant hybrid strain. It is a cross between Skywalker x OG Kush. It’s a cross between Blueberry x Mazar-I-Sharif. OG Kush is a cross between Chemdawg x Lemon Thai x Hindu Kush. All of these strains are amazing while standing alone. This is definitely a strain that I see as one of my all-time top cannabis strains. This strain has won two High Times Cannabis Cup awards.

Top terpenes are Myrcene, Limonene, and Caryophyllene. Medical patients report relief from such conditions as chronic pain, insomnia and other sleep disorders, stress, anxiety, mood, and appetite stimulation. I also want to say that this strain is good for PTSD. This one will put you to sleep and helps a lot from chronic pain. If you need a strong strain to help suppress uncomfortable symptoms, this strain is for you. I smoke this as a vape cart. We know that the tastes are different based on it being a solvent  being use to make it. However, I can definitely taste the citrus and pine flavorings. But first make your nest and get comfortable. If you’re a novice smoker, please don’t get to bold. Because it will show you who the boss really is. Thanks for reading! Keep blazin.’

Affirmation: I excel at smoke tricks.

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