Budtender Moment: The Supp Cannabis Suppositories Review

“Sometimes wellness asks you to step outside your comfort zone. Sometimes it asks you to bend.”

-This Puzzled Life

Light the charcoal. Because if I’m going to write a consumer review of cannabis suppositories, I need ambiance, courage, and at least one distraction so my brain doesn’t fully process what I willingly signed up for. And this is where your humble, curious, occasionally too-brave-for-my-own-good reviewer try products, so you don’t have to. Or so you can, but with emotional support.

Let me begin by saying that I did this for science. For wellness. For the blog. For the ancestors who whisper, “Baby, why?” every time I try something new. I purchased cannabis suppositories because I’d heard they were great for pain relief, menstrual discomfort, pelvic tension, and deep-body relaxation. And listen, Mississippi humidity already has me fighting for my life. So, I figured why not add one more adventure to the list.

The experience from this product goes like this:

  • Onset: Shockingly fast. Faster than edibles. Faster than me running when someone says, “We need volunteers.”
  • Effect: A warm, full-body calm. Like sinking into a heated massage chair that also whispers affirmations.
  • Discomfort: Minimal. The concept is the part that makes you stare at the wall for a moment and reconsider your choices.
  • Medical Usefulness: Legit. If you deal with cramps, pelvic pain, inflammation, or post-op discomfort, this is a serious option.
  • Recreational Usefulness: Only if you’re adventurous or trying to win a dare at a very strange cookout.

Unexpected side effects include a sudden desire to reorganize your life. A new respect for gravity. The realization that cannabis has officially entered every possible category of wellness. And the urge to text someone, “You will not believe what I just did.”

Let’s talk about anything else for a moment. Like how the Deep South humidity is currently thick enough to qualify as a personality trait. Or how the packaging for suppositories always looks suspiciously calm. Like it knows something you don’t. Or how the instructions are written in the gentlest tone possible. As if the manufacturer is patting your shoulder saying, “You’re doing amazing, sweetie.” Or how I lit charcoal at the beginning of this review like I was preparing for a ritual, because honestly? It felt appropriate.

This product includes:

  • THC 10 mg
  • Intended medical uses (cramps, pelvic pain, inflammation, post-op relief): This will work with any condition. And they are great for people who have a difficult time swallowing. You can still get the relief and not have to eat an edible. I use this for severe chronic spine pain due to pinched nerves and degenerative disc disease.
  • Effects seem to last for a few hours. I never got high. However, some have said that they do get a buzz. I just go relief which was the goal
  • Dosage is one suppository
  • Melt speed (important!) is incredibly fast.
  • Storage instructions (usually refrigeration): I keep mine in the freezer.
  • Any warnings or medical considerations: if there is anything you are concerned about or need clarification, ask your budtender or doctor.

Thanks for reading! And just to let you know, this adventure was worth the relief. Have you tried this product? And how well did it work for you?

Affirmation: I honor my healing, curiosity, and my ability to laugh through the awkward parts.

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Top Cannabis Strains For Pain

“Pain may knock on the door. Cannabis decides whether it gets to stay for supper.”

-This Puzzled Life

Light the charcoal. Sprinkle the sage. Let the ancestors pull up a chair. Today we’re talking about pain relief that doesn’t require you to sell your soul to Big Pharma. Pain is a thief. It steals sleep, joy, mobility, and sometimes your entire personality. Cannabis when chosen with intention, can be a gentle usher guiding your body back toward ease. Below is a lineup of strains that have earned their reputation as pain‑relief heavy hitters. Each with its own personality, terpene backbone, and Southern‑approved charm.

1. GMO (Garlic Cookies)

GMO walks in smelling like a truck stop garlic knot and a diesel spill had a baby. And that’s exactly why she works.

  • Type: Indica-dominant
  • Terpenes: Caryophyllene, limonene, myrcene
  • Why it helps: Deep body relaxation, anti-inflammatory support, and a slow, heavy melt that turns sharp pain into background static.
  • Vibe: “I’m not moving. But I’m also not mad about it.”

2. OG Kush

The classic. The blueprint. The strain that taught half the country what “body high” even means.

  • Type: Hybrid
  • Terpenes: Myrcene, limonene, caryophyllene
  • Why it helps: Full-body relief with a mood lift that keeps you from spiraling into pain frustration.
  • Vibe: Porch swing therapy with a side of emotional stability.

3. Ice Cream Cake

Sweet, creamy, and deceptively powerful like a Southern auntie who hugs you too tight but also hands you a casserole.

  • Type: Indica
  • Terpenes: Limonene, caryophyllene, linalool
  • Why it helps: Muscle relaxation, nerve pain support, and a sedating finish perfect for nighttime relief.
  • Vibe: Weighted blanket for your skeleton.

4. Runtz

Don’t let the candy name fool you. Runtz is a pain-relief ninja wrapped in tropical fruit perfume.

  • Type: Balanced hybrid
  • Terpenes: Caryophyllene, limonene, humulene
  • Why it helps: Smooth, even relief without couch-lock, ideal for daytime pain management.
  • Vibe: “I can function again, praise be.”

5. Slurricane

If your pain is loud. Slurricane is louder.

  • Type: Indica
  • Terpenes: Myrcene, caryophyllene, pinene
  • Why it helps: Heavy sedation, deep muscle relaxation, and a mental quiet that chronic pain sufferers rarely get.
  • Vibe: A storm that knocks out the power in a good way.

6. Harlequin

For folks who want relief without feeling like they’ve been spiritually launched into orbit.

  • Type: CBD-rich sativa
  • Terpenes: Myrcene, pinene, caryophyllene
  • Why it helps: Anti-inflammatory support with clear-headed functionality.
  • Vibe: “I can still answer emails. But my back isn’t screaming.”

7. Blueberry

A berry-scented lullaby for nerve pain, migraines, and tension.

  • Type: Indica
  • Terpenes: Myrcene, pinene
  • Why it helps: Soothing, calming, and perfect for winding down after a long day of fighting your own joints.
  • Vibe: A rocking chair on a screened-in porch at dusk.

8. Death Star

A galactic pain assassin with diesel fumes strong enough to baptize your sinuses.

  • Type: Indica‑dominant hybrid
  • Terpenes: Myrcene, caryophyllene, limonene
  • Why it helps: Deep muscle relaxation. Anti‑inflammatory support. And a slow, space‑drifting calm that turns chronic pain into cosmic background noise.
  • Vibe: “I have left Earth. Y’all handle things down there.”

9. Master Kush

Old‑school, no‑nonsense, “I came here to shut your pain up” energy.

  • Type: Indica
  • Terpenes: Myrcene, caryophyllene, humulene
  • Why it helps: Strong body sedation. Nerve pain relief. And a grounding calm that feels like someone unplugged your stress at the wall.
  • Vibe: A weighted blanket. A stern talking‑to. And a nap all at once.

10. Papaya

Tropical, funky, and surprisingly potent. The strain equivalent of a beach vacation where you actually rest.

  • Type: Indica‑leaning hybrid
  • Terpenes: Myrcene, caryophyllene, linalool
  • Why it helps: Smooth, full‑body relief with a dreamy mental float that’s perfect for chronic pain flare‑ups.
  • Vibe: “I’m not ignoring my responsibilities. I’m healing.”

So, the next time pain tries to run your life like it pays rent remember this. You’ve got options. You’ve got allies. And you’ve got strains that hit harder than a Southern grandma’s side-eye. Choose your medicine with intention. And let relief find you like it’s been looking for you all along. Thanks for reading! Keep blazin.’ What are your opinions about these strains?

Affirmation: “My body deserves relief. My spirit deserves rest. And I welcome healing in every form that supports my peace.”

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Budtender Moment: Toad Venom Strain Vape Cart Review

“Some medicines whisper. Some medicines bite. Frog Venom does both.”

-This Puzzled Life

Light the charcoal. Sprinkle the sage. Let the air thicken into that humid, green hush. The kind that settles right before a summer storm or a family secret. Today, we’re stepping into the murky magic of Toad Venom. It is a strain that doesn’t just hit. It transforms. This is the cart you reach for when you want to feel like you’ve been baptized in a bayou. And reborn with new priorities.

Toad Venom is an indica-dominant hybrid that is a cross between Animal Face x Sin Mintz. Animal Face is a cross between Face Off OG x Animal Mints. Sin Mintz is a cross between GSC x Blue Power. There is also another variation to this strain that is a cross between Venom OG x All Gas OG. It is one of those strains that feels like it was bred by someone who knows plants. Knows chaos. And knows exactly how to make a hybrid that walks the line between mystical and mischievous. Together they create a strain that feels like a creature of the wetlands which is grounded, glowing, and just a little dangerous in the best way.

The flavor profile consists of a gassy citrus-lime, minty and sweet peach notes. Major terpenes in this strain are Limonene, B-Myrcene, B-Caryophyllene. Other terpenes that can be seen in this strain are A-Pinene, B-Pinene, Bisabolol, and Humulene. Patients seek out this strain for medical benefits that include relief from stress, anxiety, chronic pain, mood support, insomnia, and creativity.

And as always every grower, every region, and every curing method rewrites the story. Toad Venom in the Pacific Northwest is not Toad Venom in the Deep South. Altitude, humidity, soil microbes, and even the hands that trim it all shift the final expression. Cannabis is alive. Cannabis responds. Cannabis speaks the language of the land. Toad Venom is a regional dialect in plant form. A reminder that cannabis is not manufactured. It’s cultivated. Coaxed. And influenced by the land itself. Thanks for reading! Keep blazin.’

Affirmation: I honor the parts of myself that move slowly. Breathe deeply. And rise from the mud shining.

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Budtender Moment: Ice Cream Lights Strain Review

“Some strains quiet the room. Ice Cream Lights quiets the soul.”

-This Puzzled Life

Light the charcoal. Sprinkle the sage. Today we’re calling in a strain that feels like somebody took a summer carnival, a neon-lit ice cream truck, and a cosmic daydream and churned them all together until they glowed. The strain is Ice Cream Lights.

Ice Cream Lights is an indica-dominant hybrid. The kind that doesn’t knock you out. But absolutely tells you to sit down somewhere and hush. This strain is a cross between Ice Cream Cake × Northern Lights. Ice Cream Cake is a cross between Gelato #33 × Wedding Cake. Northern Lights is a cross of Afghani Landrace × Thai Landrace. This is dessert-meets-ancestral-medicine-cabinet energy. Sweetness from the Gelato line, grounding from the Afghani roots, and that unmistakable Northern Lights hush-your-spirit glow.

Ice Cream Lights tastes like someone froze a vanilla bean cloud. Dipped it in sugar crystals. And then waved it over a pine forest at dusk. Expect the tastes of vanilla cream, sweet dough, light pine, and a cool, almost minty exhale. It’s dessert-forward without being sticky, and the finish is clean enough to make you go back for a second hit just to confirm you didn’t imagine it.

The terpene profile for this strain is Limonene, Caryophyllene, and Linalool. Together they create that “I’m not high. I’m just vibing in 4K resolution” effect. Ice Cream Lights is a comfort strain. It’s the kind you reach for when your nervous system is acting like it’s late for church. Patients report getting relief from stress, anxiety, mild-to-moderate pain, muscle tension, mood, and sleep support without immediate sedation. Perfect for the end of a long day when you want to feel like a human again. Not a frantic tumbleweed rolling through life.

Please keep in mind that depending on differences in grows depends on what area of the country it is grown in. Ther will also be slight differences depending on when, where the plant was grown. Thanks for reading! And keep blazin.’ Have you tried this strain?

Affirmation: I soften. I settle. I glow from the inside out. My peace is non-negotiable.

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Budtender Moment: Rick James Strain Review

“I’m not high. I’m just on airplane mode.”

-Unknown

Light the charcoal. Sprinkle the sage. Negative energy go away. Today, I want to tell you about a strain that will instantly take you back to the 80s. And the name is Rick James.

Rick James is a 70/30 indica-dominant hybrid. It is a cross between Runtz x Jealousy. Runtz is a cross between Zkittlez x Gelato. Jealousy is a cross between Gelato 41 x Sherbet Bx1. This strain was named this because 710 Labs notes are named after the legendary. The flavor profile is creamy, sugary, fresh fruity berries, rich red fruits, and dank herbs. The whole experience was a pleasant surprise. And though it didn’t make me a “Super Freak”, I still enjoyed the ride.

Top terpenes in this strain are Myrcene, Limonene, Caryophyllene, Linalool, and Pinene. Patients report relief from chronic pain, anxiety, stress, and insomnia. This strain has some hard-core munchies to go with it. And beware of “couch lock. “Please keep in mind that each grow will be different and the flower’s effects will differ depending on which region of the country that the plant is grown. Thanks for reading! Keep blazin.’

Affirmation:  I release tension, fear, and the stories that weigh me down.

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Budtender Moment: Oreoz Strain Review

“Some strains whisper. Oreoz leans in. Hands you a cookie. And tells you the truth you’ve been avoiding.”

-This Puzzled Life

Light the charcoal. Sprinkle the sage. Let the ancestors lean in while we talk about a strain that tastes like dessert but hits like a truth‑telling auntie at Thanksgiving. This Budtender Moment Is dedicated to as strain that’s has a name that instantly makes me think about things I liked growing up. The strain name is Oreoz.

Oreoz is an indica‑dominant hybrid. It’s the kind that looks sweet. Smells sweet. And then folds you like a church bulletin when the sermon runs long. It is a cross between Cookies & Cream x Secret Weapon. Cookies & Cream is a cross between Starfighter x Girl Scout Cookies (GSC). Secret Weapon is a cross between Chemdawg x Alien Technology. Oreoz is basically the grandchild who inherited the sweet tooth, the attitude, and the ability to nap anywhere.

Oreoz tastes like someone melted a s’more over a diesel engine in the best possible way. The flavor consists of toasted marshmallow, chocolate cookie crumble, sweet cream, earthy gas, and a hint of pepper on the exhale, It’s dessert with a backbone.

The terpene profile is  Caryophyllene, Limonene, Myrcene, and  depending on the grow, you may also see Linalool or Humulene peeking through. Oreoz is a comfort‑strain like a weighted blanket with opinions. Patients often reach for it to help with chronic stress, anxiety, insomnia, appetite loss, chronic pain, muscle tension, and mood instability. It’s an indica‑dominant hybrid with strong sedative tendencies. It’s best saved for evenings, off‑days, or when you’ve already taken your bra off.

Please keep in mind that depending on differences in grows depends on what area of the country it is grown in. Ther will also be slight differences depending on when, where the plant was grown. Thanks for reading! And keep blazin.’ Have you tried this strain?

Affirmation: I ground myself in sweetness, strength, and clarity. I allow comfort to find me. And I receive it without apology.

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Budtender Moment: Crunchberry Strain Review

“Cannabis doesn’t make you lazy. It make you reconsider the point of rushing.”

-Unknown

Light the charcoal. Sprinkle the sage. Negative energy go away. Today, I want to tell you about a strain known as Crunchberry.

Crunchberry is an indica-dominant hybrid cross between Triple OG x Blueberry. Triple OG is a 3-way cross  between Triangle Kush x Constantine x Master Yoda. Blueberry is a cross between Afghani x Thai. And this strain is both strong and tasty. I instantly got the taste of some type of berry. But before I could determine which one, that hard hitting cannabis hug enveloped me.

The top terpenes in this strain are Myrcene, Caryophyllene, and Pinene. Patients report relief from chronic pain, stress, anxiety, insomnia, and appetite loss. And I can definitely attest to all of these. This strain is powerful. And currently, the old “couch lock” is upon me. Accompanied by some hard-core munchies. If you need a strain that is strong enough to make you submissive, crunchberry will definitely get you there. Thanks for reading! Keep blazin.’

Affirmation: I allow the calming effect to wash over me, easing stress and opening up my focus.

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Budtender Moment: Charlotte’s Web Strain Review

“Healing doesn’t always roar. Sometimes it whispers, ‘I’m here.’”

-This Puzzled Life

Light the charcoal. Sprinkle the sage. Let the smoke rise like a prayer for calm, clarity, and compassion. Today’s Budtender Moment isn’t just a strain review. It’s a story about a little girl. A family desperate for hope. And a group of growers who turned their craft into a calling. Charlotte’s Web isn’t just cannabis. It’s a chapter in medical history written in courage, community, and the quiet power of a plant that chose healing over hype.

Before Charlotte’s Web became a household name, it was simply a mission. Charlotte Figi, a young girl from Colorado, lived with a rare and severe form of epilepsy known as Dravet syndrome. By the time she was five, she was experiencing hundreds of seizures a week. Seizures that stole her childhood, mobility, and her family’s hope. Her parents tried everything. Diets. Medications. Experimental treatments. Nothing worked.

Then came the Stanley Brothers. A group of Colorado cultivators who were quietly working on a high-CBD, low-THC hemp strain. It wasn’t flashy. It wasn’t psychoactive. It wasn’t meant for recreational shelves. It was meant for healing.

When Charlotte’s parents reached out, the brothers agreed to help. They refined and stabilized a phenotype that delivered CBD in powerful, consistent levels. With almost no THC. The results were immediate and life-changing. Charlotte’s seizures dropped dramatically. Giving her back pieces of her life that had been stolen. In her honor, the brothers named the strain Charlotte’s Web. A tribute to the little girl whose bravery reshaped the medical cannabis landscape. Her story opened doors. Changed laws. And sparked a global conversation about compassionate access.

Charlotte’s Web isn’t built like typical cannabis strains. Its lineage is intentionally therapeutic. And some say that there are no exact genetic lineage that has ever been released. And the strain varies from being a high CBD strain that is sativa leaning. And some say that it’s a more balanced hybrid. Some sources report that this strain is a cross between Industrial Hemp × High-CBD Landrace Genetics. The second generation of genetic lineage is possibly CBD-Dominant Phenotype × CBD-Dominant Phenotype. The Stanley Brothers refined the line to ensure ultra-low THC and consistently high CBD expression. These were specifically selected for cannabinoid stability. Not psychoactivity.

Charlotte’s Web tastes like a morning walk before the world wakes up. It consists of earthy sweetness, soft pine, light citrus peel, and herbal warmth. It’s gentle, grounding, and quietly comforting.

Charlotte’s Web expresses a gentle, grounding terpene bouquet. And the only information I’ve found about a possible terpene profile consists of Myrcene, Pinene, Caryophyllene, and Limonene. It’s the botanical equivalent of a deep exhale. Charlotte’s Web is one of the most medically respected strains in the world. Patients reach for this strain when they need seizure support, anxiety, inflammation, chronic pain, mood, focus, and body relaxation without sedation. It’s the strain people reach for when they want to feel functional, steady, and safe. 

I have personally tried this strain in another area of the country. This strain where not my typical heavy indica, works extremely well for m And unfortunately, there is nowhere in the area where I currently live that carries this strain. No matter what condition you’re trying to treat. I highly recommend this strain for anything. If you need something heavier at night, have that on standby. But this strain works very well for daytime use. And no matter what your experience level, you will find relief in Charlotte’s Web.

Please keep in mind that depending on differences in grows depends on what area of the country it is grown in. Ther will also be slight differences depending on when, where the plant was grown. Thanks for reading! And keep blazin.’ Have you tried this strain?

Affirmation: I honor my body’s need for peace. I welcome calm into every corner of my life.

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Budtender Moment: Cobra Chi #2 Strain Review

“Legalize it? I already did-in my living room.”

-Unknown

Light the charcoal. Sprinkle the sage. Negative energy go away. Today, I want to tell you about a strain that brings back the fond memories of the 1980’s. And how many of us Gen X individuals could ever forget the movie Karate Kid? Mr. Miyagi, Daniel Laruso, and his redemption from being the one who was bullied. To the one who showed us what hard work, trust and discipline could accomplish by the ultimate underdog. 

Cobra Chi #2 is a 70/30 sativa-dominant hybrid that is a cross of Margwa #1 x Chimera #3. Margwa #1 is a strain that is not publicly documented. Therefore, I don’t have a direct lineage for this strain. Chimera #3 is a balanced hybrid cross between Chimera x White Truffle. Looking at these genetics Margwa #1 must have a sativa-dominance in its genetics somewhere.

The top terpenes for this strain are D-Limonene, Linalool, Myrcene, and Caryophyllene. Patients report relief from conditions such as chronic stress, chronic pain, depression, migraines, mood swings, ADD/ADHD, headaches, and nausea. This strain, in my opinion, is very mild. And it is a strain that can be enjoyed by all. Thanks for reading! Keep blazin.’

Affirmation: I water myself from the bottom up to grow deep roots like a strong mother plant.

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Budtender Moment: Apples and Bananas Strain Review

“Weed is the friend that doesn’t  mind if you cancel plans.”

-Unknown

Light the charcoal. Sprinkle the sage. Negative energy go away. Today, I want to tell you about a cannabis strain called Apples and Bananas. Nothing says spring time and fresh fruit like this strain.

Apples and Bananas is an indica-dominant balanced hybrid that is a four-way cross between Platinum Cookies x Grandaddy Purple x Blue Power x Gelati. Platinum Cookies is a cross between OG Kush x Durban Poison. Grandaddy Purple is a cross between Purple Urkle x Big Bud. Blue Power is a cross between Sour Double x Master Kush x The White x Blue Moonshine. Gelati is a cross between Gelato x Biscotti. This strain is simply sweet and fruity.

The top terpenes in this strain are Myrcene, Limonene, and Caryophyllene. Other combinations of this strain also have Linalool in them. Patients report relief from conditions such as anxiety, depression, stress, insomnia, appetite loss, nausea, muscle spasms, cramps,  PTSD and pain. The effects for me seem indica dominant. However, try it for yourself and watch the stress melt away. Thanks for reading! Keep blazin.’

Affirmation: I am full of joy and optimism today.

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