Funny Signs

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Signs, Signs, Everywhere Signs #2

“I use humor the way toddlers use glitter, excessively and without remorse.”

-Unknown

Light the charcoal. Sprinkle the sage. Negative energy, go away. Today is one of my favorite days. It’s the time when I find some comically strange signs and add my own comments. Sometimes I wonder why some signs are even made. Then I look around at some of the people operating motor vehicles and creating children. Instantly I receive my answer. Sit back and enjoy a laugh or a smile. And then I’ll have done my good deed for the day. So, let’s get started.

     Everyone rush out and get as many as you can for that price.

Why does the parachute landing area include someone and their beloved pet taking a walk? I mean, I haven’t confirmed my thoughts with sources yet, but it looks like if someone’s knee hits you, you will hear a loud bang and then break your leg.

WHY? WHY? WHY? Why do people need to heat their tinkle? Like wasn’t it heated when it came out?

Ok. This is the type of math that has always plagued me. So, if you have one and then subtract 10, then one lives. If you have 10 people and then add one more, everyone dies? Maybe this rationale is why I never did well when it came to math reading problems.

At this point, that’s one warning the American people need to heed.

Well now. That sums it all up.

This is about how the compassion from corporate America works.

Like is that the road that leads off a cliff and down the side of a mountain?

Is that advice? Or a law?

I would love to see a police officer in MAGA country try to manage finding everyone that this applies to.

Note to self. Do not try to make friends with the Tapirs at the zoo.

I mean you can if you want. But if you need a reminder, there it is.

And honestly, after roaming through airports, random alleyways, sketchy bathroom stalls, and those “should this even be open” roadside spots, one thing is obvious, people might fight about politics, parenting, or how to load a dishwasher. But we all agree on this. Funny signs are a whole love language. They’re the little reminders to chill out. Laugh at the weird stuff life throws at us. And enjoy the beautiful mess of how humans try to communicate.

Affirmation: My wit is my business and business is booming.

***Don’t forget to watch the video!***

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