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What Does That Say?

“If you laugh, you think, and you cry, that’s a full day. That’s a heck of a day. You do that seven days a week, you’re going to have something special.”

-Jim Valvano

Light the charcoal. Sprinkle the sage. Negative energy go away. Today, I want to provide a little bit of laughter. I have always enjoyed laughing even in the worst of times. And honestly, most people never have a clue what I face every day.

I first saw this type of humor several years ago on the Ellen Degeneres Show. And I absolutely loved it! So, I set out looking on the internet for some of the funniest signs that people post. Enjoy these!

“No worries. I will have mine tucked and secured.”

“Apparently, I was unaware of this trend.”

“At least Sherrill warns you. Thanks for the heads up.”

“Truly, I have never seen a free roaming tree.”

“Why wasn’t I aware that chickens had become so angry?”

“Ummm..I think they misspelled things you grow in a garden.”

“Where was Fox News when the world was told that elephants are now driving?!”

“Ok. Why do we need this sign? Really?! Who’s going around molesting alligators? Next on Dateline’s To Catch A Predator, we will talk to Roger who spends his days and night grooming alligators for lustful purposes.”

“Kevin you told me you didn’t have warrants!”

“Hmmmmm.”

“Thanks but I’ve never had that compulsion.”

“Nope. Not in my pooper.”

“That Must be how Willie Nelson made it to 90.”

“No comment.”

“I can’t either.”

I hope you’ve enjoyed some laughs as I have. If you are capable of being a literal thinker, life becomes so much fun. Stay safe!

***Don’t forget to watch the video!***

#Thispuzzledlife

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